Thursday August 19, 2010
The word of the day shouldn’t have any trouble being mentioned by Mikey. Woods has no problem paying extra for an airline coach seat if it means first dibs at baggage storage. Facebook’s latest tinkering brings out an excited Jame Gum stalking Woodsy in a market isle! Sienna has changed her mind about bullfights after reading the latest gross tragedy to happen in Spain with a bull jumping in the stands. With his hemp robe wide open, Dave Matthews strolls in the studio during news of the green algae problem at the beach and he claims it’s his fault. Dave then plays his ode to “Bilbo” the great white shark. Don’t call it a comeback; Brett Favre’s been doing it for years! Big Mac met with AJ Smith, WoS reports, which is better than nothing so far. The panel grumbles about grilled chicken at KFC and news reporters horsing around and flipping the bird on live TV. Captain Buzzkill (who I think sounds a lot like Andy Rooney with a breathing problem) calls in to demand Mikey be fired. Julia Roberts becomes a pretty irritated woman during a Japanese interview. Audio of the British burglar who got his big arse stuck in a woman’s window frame will make you spit out your tea and crumpets! Sienna gets some much deserved love for all she does for the show. Mikey’s remark about a woman’s lack of pregnancy complaints being a “bit” gets the entire cast agree to wear sympathy bellies the next day. Like a vampire, Eskimo Bluewaters will not enter until she is invited in. Mikey plays audio of EBW’s awesome rendition of Hilary’s Concert Calendar! One of the reasons Woods wants to adopt a boy is because his buddy’s 8th grade daughter wants a bikini wax, and this leads to a big discussion. The girls don’t understand why we guys don’t want to hear about the internal goings on of female body parts. A M1 calls in explaining how she deals with her unwanted body hair. Hoyle returns in full auto-tune with audio from his bathroom recording studio and gives new meaning to the word scat! Jay realizes they can’t all be zingers when his brothel joke draws dead air AND crickets. Strange combinations abound during homemade sickness remedies. Luke calls in wanting a tattoo or ten, just like papa. The gang thinks back on toys they wanted as kids but never received along with knock-off toys and hand-me-downs. Mikey reveals his He-Man rite of passage and wearing his mom’s homemade “OP” shorts. Ahh Kenny Loggins, can he do no wrong? “Jeggings”, a new fashion trend for girls gets into an inflated argument over women’s sizes and shapes and I‘m not even gonna go there, girl. Just listen to the podcast as Mike and Woods continue to dig their hole deeper. Good ol’ M1 Winder calls in wondering if he should get his tramp stamp removed since the gang talks about it nearly everyday. Perhaps it’s not such a bad idea, especially if a certain rooster and flaming softball joins him for the painful procedure!
Bumper Music
1. Limelight by Rush | |
2. Breath by Pearl Jam | |
3. To Be Young by Ryan Adams | |
4. Hey Ya! by OutKast | |
5. Wasted Years by Iron Maiden | |
6. Not Enough Time by INXS | |
7. Man In Black by Johnny Cash | |
8. The Sound (Live on the Mikey Show) by Switchfoot | Link |
9. Separate Ways by Journey | |
10. Misty Mountain Hop by Led Zeppelin | |
11. Gimme Three Steps by Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
12. Lyla by Oasis | |
13. Over My Head by Starfield | |
14. I’m Free by Kenny Loggins | |
15. Until It Sleeps by Metallica | |
16. Take It On The Run by REO Speedwagon |