Friday August 20, 2010
Sienna’s last day before maternity leave has her dad (the wrinkleless Keith Richards) as part of the studio audience. The rest of the cast dons fake pregnant bellies manufactured by Jay along with maternity dresses! Webcam hilarity ensues as low-hanging bellies crash into each other, tables, and volume buttons. Bad back and all, Lauren takes one for the team even though she really shouldn’t have to wear one. News Stories are tough to take seriously with three men in dresses but Sienna’s the consummate professional. It doesn’t take long for Mikey to admit he was wrong about calling pregnancy non-complainers a “bit”. LOB recaps being asked by two different women if she was preggo but at least her mood was lifted when she went to the Apple store. After his hospital ordeal, a delighted K-Cubby has a happy meal of his own as Rebecca sets up his Mickey D’s feast on his lap for the car ride home! Write this down; “it’s just a little prick” says Sienna. There goes Woods’ hero, he’s not ordinary; he’s a grand jury liar. WoS reports on The Rocket’s legal troubles with lying about steroids. Next up Woodsy heads to a cleaners shop with Mikey feeding him lines in his Bluetooth where the customer definitely does not come first. Maybe next time flaunt a wad of cash to get some service? Awkward audio of Jen Aniston is played. Tom Tom Tunes is a lot less difficult when she says the song title while reciting the lyrics. Audio of Antonio Cromartie going through his filing cabinet to put names to all his kids is next. Jay presents a teary-eyed Sienna with a cake and then our favorite redhead announces her baby’s name; it’s Sage! The gang heaps praises on Si and Mikey plays a special song in her honor before the break. Urban Survivor finds himself in the desolate wastelands of Blockbuster Video battling lackluster store clerks. The cast remembers going back to school and getting their supplies like Trapper Keepers and Pee-Chee folders. Movie plot hot potato sees the tater flying like never before. Captain Buzzkill calls out Woodsy’s driving violations. New running ‘shoes’ that give all your little piggies their own private Idaho are made fun of. Sienna gives tips on how to break off friendships which leads to a LOB roast for her (allegedly) lack of participation in extracurricular activities outside of work. All in all, when it comes to ending a friendship, it’s NOT better to burn out than to fade away. Topper flirts with Lauren and reminds everyone what his pierced tongue is used for. Tattoo is looking forward to performing on the Independence Jam’s “short” stage! Name that celebrity singing is kicked off with Christopher Walken reading Lady Ga Ga. The world’s poorest and proud of it man makes Woods want to fight him. As rare as a full lunar eclipse, M1 Podcast calls in live on the air, but it turns out he’s still stuck in the late spring of 2010. We’ll miss you Sienna!
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