Monday August 23, 2010
Mikey is worried about his grammar during introductions. The Kid claims he’s “a wreck” trying to gather all of Sienna’s news and notes together. The egg recall is getting out of hand, egging on more cases of salmonella to come forward. LOB’s sunscreen dilemma from the weekend sees her skin looking like pralines and cream. Funny audio of Ukrainian singers belting out AC/DC begins the 6:30 segment. Feel like squirming? Listen to Mike explain his hernia intestines hanging loose and inviting the cast to touch them. Mikey might as well say he doesn’t like Christmas when he admits he doesn’t care for pizza. Little Jake had his dinner date with the older girl of his dreams. Phillip Rivers explains why he sacrificed his body to make a preseason touchdown saving tackle on WoS. The panel discusses a 10 month old humongous baby and a dude addicted to video games that is (what else?) suing the video game company. Jay’s recap leads to men and women trolling for job recommendations after being fired. M1 Megan calls in with controversial opinions that draw even more callers. Audio of Bill O’Reilly blasting Justin Beiber’s photo shoot with Kim Kardashian brings up an interesting double standard. Hoyle introduces his shy Aboriginal friend whose name I can’t begin to guess at spelling correctly. The quiet man in the loincloth says a lot without saying a word. NNT focuses on Asian cover bands which lead to a surprisingly close game that goes down to the wire. Woodsy hides as far back as his headphones cord allows when Mikey attempts to down a raw egg. Did Mikey keep it down? Jay has no problem shucking that yolk as if it was an oyster! Frankie makes his long-awaited return from his trip to tanning college and MC Mel Dog claims the two are now friends with benefits. Frankie explains the art of spray-tanning and a M1 calls in to claim her “man” is addicted to tanning. Porn peddlers are climbing all over each other vying for the sex tape of Spencer and Heidi from MTV’s The Hills. WoW makes Mikey wonder if he can hit a baseball (or softball) and also gives advice on surviving a beating for a wife. A jilted M1 who was cheated on calls in for advice. Lauren recaps her On-Star commercial experience. Mikey describes his upcoming humanitarian trip to Haiti. What things have you bought from TV? Woodsy ordered up some Girls Gone Wild and Mikey has a harder time thinking of stuff he didn’t buy from TV. A Bow Flex bummer dude calls in. Woods recaps his ice cream store visit and the “smelling horse” chick. This opens a debate on spoken grammar with (an apparently still sober) LOB saying “I’m done my beer”! Sienna calls in! She’s been listening and says it feels weird but all can agree it’s great to hear her voice. Mike’s hernia operation makes this a short week and the beginning of some time off for the crew.
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