Wednesday September 8, 2010
Woodsy is a car salesman’s dream, especially if he’s hungry! Old age hair growth in unsightly places somehow leads to talk about attractive old Hollywood actresses then takes a turn for geriatric tennis stars! Weathergirl Sabrina prepares her wardrobe for a visit to hurricane Hercrimony, Her-my-mee, Her-Heiny or however the heck you pronounce it. What do you do with a dead killer whale? Jet Blue flight attendant is back in the news with the sad facts of his life coming into light. Pop music culture’s effect on youth sparks a big discussion on music and the cast’s own personal stories with innuendo and catchy melodies. WoS has to report on a fake report from the day before. What do you get when you blend NFL receiver TJ Houshmanzadeh with a Billy Joel song? You get a belly laugh, that’s what! The crazy Quran burning pastor tries to explain his actions and a Tea Party M1 brings out a playful Sarah Palin. More M1s call in on the Quran burning topic and call each other idiots. ‘Idiot’ is such a strong word. Try ‘imbecile’ M1s, it’s much nicer. Oh snap, LOB consumes sugar! Rebecca prepared “salad sandwiches” at home while Mikey scavenged the fridge for meat. Menudo confuses Mikey’s new nanny whose straight outta Budapest. “Sienna” calls in and the gold bricks drop faster than the octaves in her voice until the real Sienna calls in to set the record straight! Jay just can’t resist a boob joke when hears Sienna describe baby Sage’s voracious appetite. Sabrina calls in live from the hurricane as the wind and “flying Debras” threaten to topple her petite frame. Wyclef Jean just can’t sit quiet when Sean Penn badmouths him so he mocks the politically active actor in what else? A song about Penn loving cocaine. This gets Mikey talking seriously about the drama and lies spread about him over the last eight months and Woods opens up with his heavy emotions about biting his tongue against haters. Mike tells some personal stories about the type of person he was before he met Rebecca and his struggles with what happened at his former station in December 2009. Strangely coincidental at this time a fellow calling himself M1 Steve calls in which you won’t find on the podcast for valid reasons, but lets just say it was a call bound to create a lot of hub-bub, bub. After the 8:30 break Mikey interviews college payment strategy whiz Zac Bissonnette and Lauren falls in love with him or at least in lust with him. The Kid wouldn’t mind wearing Shape-up shoes and cut-off jean shorts to the mall if Mikey did it with him. Hey, here comes the Rooster (on LOB’s ankle)! Proper Orangutan pronunciation begins a huge debate including Tom Tom Girl and “Tang Expert” Jay! Mike Tyson explains how he lost all his dough in wild animal purchases. The sugar begins to take effect as LOB has blonde moment while brunette about Jerry Lewis. She follows by saying Corey Taylor (slipknot/Stone Sour) sounds just like Dave Grohl! To Mikey’s delight, Hilary explains the sport of ‘Noodling’.
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