Monday September 13, 2010
M1 Harold mistakenly thinks the gang is already in new Studio M and gets teased about it when he calls in. Woodsy takes the M1s on M1Site to task for pitiful posting numbers. Football season is underway and the water cooler and Monday morning quarterbacking begins as Woodsy tells it like it is regarding the dog butcher Michael Vick. The Plea Bargainer…I mean the Play Maker, Michael Irvin stops by to defend his troubled past. Ga Ga’s tries to “raise awareness” at the VMA’s by strutting around in a meat suit but all it reminded me to do was take the tenderloin out of the freezer. LOB found herself sleepless in San Diego the night before and then was convinced she saw Jesus (or perhaps George Harrison circa the Abbey Road album) appear on her shower wall! A “Where’s Waldo” session ensues as she tries to point Him out in the picture to the guys. WoS has more news on the Padres problems and the Tipsy Crow’s new ace on the mound. Mikey likes smelling like the top O’ the mornin’ with Irish Spring soap. A Chinese woman sues a movie theater for too many commercials. Mikey mentions the 28 hour show will return although it has to be re-named. The ‘Trade-Up’ game for Rady’s Children’s Hospital begins. LOB went to a yoga class and drew the burning eyes of an old creeper; then again the poor guy was blind! When not being ‘stared at’ by Mr. Magoo Lauren’s seeing things in her shower, and the boys laugh it up at her expense without Sienna there to help her. Mikey’s latest “celebrity” crush gets him in hilarious hot water. Who wins this weeks movie themed Name That Tune? LOB makes Woods and Mike’s jaws drop when she tells about her role as a lesbian teenager in a music video and Mikey marvels at Lauren’s diverse work history. New game Mexican Roulette is debuted. Should wrong answers earn Woods and Mikey a visit from BB King? Stuff dudes would do if women didn’t exist imagines a smelly, rude, and unattractive world. What body parts or areas would the Mikey Show cast members liposuction if they could? Deep-fried margaritas appeal to fat alcoholics everywhere. An email about marrying into family matters is discussed and the gang talk about family members calling dibs on stuff before a will is even drawn up. A M1 calls in to tell how he was swindled out of a family-owned beach house. Obese Mikey sings Def Leppard to his burrito supreme! The yappers on The View agree fat dudes make better lovers than fit guys. Reasons guys don’t call a girl back after a date makes LOB nervous. Mikey and Woods analyze dating Lauren and a funny role playing session starts! After the 9:30 break its Woodsy’s turn to role play with LOB and the two sharp tongued talkers draw a stand-off. Things employers can’t ask prospective employees follows.
Bumper Music
| 1. Back in Black by AC/DC |  |
| 2. Miss Murder by AFI | |
| 3. What The Hell Have I? by Alice In Chains | |
| 4. King Contrary Man by The Cult | |
| 5. Jealous Again by The Black Crowes | |
| 6. The Other One by The Color Red | |
| 7. Just What I Needed by The Cars | |
| 8. Like a Stone by Audioslave | |
| 9. Drive My Car by The Beatles | |
| 10. Breakfast In America by Supertramp | |
| 11. Hard Sun by Eddie Vedder | |
| 12. Hysteria by Def Leppard | |
| 13. Good Vibrations by The Beach Boys | |
| 14. Clocks by Coldplay | |
| 15. Roadhouse Blues by The Doors | |
| 16. Same Old Song And Dance by Aerosmith | |