Wednesday September 15, 2010
New Studio M is up and running and Mikey is like a kid on Christmas morning with all the bells and whistles at his command. Harold calls in again to make sure he’s the first M1 to serenade the new digs. Was the Acid Face girl all a hoax? Callers pour in to congratulate the cast and a chemist M1 even describes different types of acid and how they react to the skin. Oops, Oprah forgot to tell her 300 “lucky winners” who won a “free” trip Down Under that they have to foot the bill for all the taxes. Not only that, they have to pay for their own vegemite sandwiches. The 911 call of Tom Brady’s accident brings the laughs. To The Kid’s delight, Reggie Bush finally surrenders his Heisman trophy. Hey “Rel Ro Bee”, Lauren’s Japanese friend does not like her darker hair or Mikey’s height! To further bum out Mikey, the girls who will be waxing his nose hairs turn out to be very attractive. Garrett puts the kibosh on Woodsy riding the gas-powered Go-ped around the station. Foxy Latina sports reporter Ines Sainz and her Jets locker room sexual harassment story are next. Woodsy’s pedicurist calls in to her impressions of The Kid and his real estate façade. The stylist girls return and Mikey can’t help but notice the 21 year-olds wedding ring. Woods gets the treatment first as the innuendos fly then Mikey’s mustache is nearly ripped off to form a “Mexican Hitler”. The nose hairs are removed by the bushel, enough to fill a pillow case and make LOB want to retch. Jay prefers to get his ears done while not wearing pants! News story about a closet cowboy gynecologist who “branded” a woman’s uterus is next. Jamie Lee Curtis gets filleted by Jay Leno for promoting “diarrhea yogurt”. M1 Noah-lot returns to recap the Padres’ moves and gives Woodsy pointers. Is Woods now a pro ball player? Bombshell McGee got tossed on her tattooed butt from the VMAs for her Nazi ink. Bark Maumann was checking out Rebecca’s tush to Mike’s dismay but Woodsy says his buddy can scope out Jamie all he wants. This leads to a big talk about our (men’s) wandering creeping eyes and even Jamie calls in with her opinion. Callers and creepers compare mirror moves and LOB admits she practices “being sad” in the mirror. Mikey and Woods practice “looking tough”. The Shaker Weight infomercial gets ripped on, especially the meathead actor who loves getting his shake on. Ahh Dairy Queen, I present to you my belly, your highness! Obama’s goofs and gaffs all over himself as he attempts to read his speech while his “handlers” feed him earpiece info. Mikey watched Hilary’s recommended documentary about noodling and Woodsy gets upset he wasn’t invited.
Bumper Music
| 1. Dare You To Move by Switchfoot |  |
| 2. Best Of Both Worlds by Van Halen | |
| 3. Beautiful Day by U2 | |
| 4. Radioactive by Kings of Leon | |
| 5. The Kill by 30 Seconds To Mars | |
| 6. 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins | |
| 7. Working Man by Rush | |
| 8. Wanted Man by Ratt | |
| 9. Glide by Stone Temple Pilots | |
| 10. Night Train by Guns N’ Roses | |
| 11. Dreams by Fleetwood Mac | |
| 12. Hearts Of The Innocent by Kutless | |
| 13. Nothin’ On You by B.o.B. | |
| 14. Paper Planes by M.I.A. | |
| 15. The Pretender by Foo Fighters | |
| 16. Love Removal Machine by The Cult | |