Tuesday May 11, 2010
Woods has yet to experience the bliss that is a Rubio’s fish taco. Kombucha is on the rise; I mean the stock, not the stuff in the drink. The Kid announces he’s a judge in the Miss Mission Beach contest and that he got to attend a Charger’s practice. Man bites dog news story has funny audio of the 911 call. While Pepper noshed on a snack at the mall she noticed people checking her out because she’s famous now but then realized she had yogurt in her hair! Next up is the big bazooms vs. perky small bras debate. Mike was at a taco stand (of all places) and saw a chick wearing a wrong-sized bra. Britain’s Got Bluehairs…er… I mean Talent audio. On What Grosses You Out Jay says he found a dead rat in his pool. Woodsy doesn’t mind frenching his dogs. Shower hair is the worst! Girls turn evil at age 13, Jay informs us. Woods wanted to steal from Elvis’ estate. Jay got sympathy from the Devil when he lifted a little coffin from the Rolling Stones. Plump young Mikey re-enacts his confession about stealing gum. Jay and Woodsy’s now famous golf bet challenge is thrown down and the Meet & Greet becomes a meet, greet, and eat! Mother’s Day talk gets interesting when it’s time to choose between your wife and mom. M1 Bear is the perfect mama’s boy. A cantankerous Andy Rooney rants about “Lady Ga-Guh” and modern pop music he doesn’t understand. The gang imagines what it would be like to be Andy Rooney’s waiter. Sienna’s stepdaughter’s hamster died so how do you explain it to a child? Then her mmmmmooooooommmm calls in to talk about family pets that’ve passed on. Woodsy and Lauren ain’t down with clowns and scary movies. Mikey was horrified by a painting in the house while growing up. Jay owned a demonic doll that talked without batteries! New releases draw out some hilarious LOB voices, especially Cher. A Meatloaf fan calls in to explain his love of the Loaf. The Kid doesn’t watch Lost because he’s “not into doing puzzles”. This leads to talk about Lost and Woodsy gets lost in the explanation of the plot.
Bumper Music
| 1. Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan |  |
| 2. The High Road by Broken Bells | |
| 3. Anna Begins by Counting Crows | |
| 4. My Time by Minus The Bear | |
| 5. We Can Get Together by The Hold Steady | |
| 6. Light of the Morning by Band of Skulls | |
| 7. Lonely Guns by Birds & Batteries | |
| 8. You Make Me Smile by Blue October | |
| 9. Jungle Fever by Chakachas | |
| 10. Square One by Coldplay | |
| 11.Get Innocuous! by LCD Soundsystem | |
| 12. Who You Gonna Run To? by Solid Gold | |
| 13. Fell In Love With A Girl by The White Stripes | |
| 14. Soft Shock by Yeah Yeah Yeahs | |
| 15. Island In The Sun by Weezer | |
| 16. Beautiful Girls by Van Halen | |