Thursday May 13, 2010
Nerves are on high for the golf game. The MTV movie award nominations get a big “GIT” from Woodsy. Sienna delves deep into the mythos of the Twilight series. San Diego is a miserable sports town. Lawrence Taylor merely pleasured himself with the 16 year old hooker so all’s good, right? New awesome high class literature bit “The Mikey Show Haikus” is debuted! The Kid blasts himself and the entire crew in a 5-7-5 hilarious throw down. LOB’s alarm clock plays in the background as Woodsy busts out a new one. Weird audio of burnt victim who was pals with Michael Jackson could only come from the Larry King show. Has any star ever faked their own death? Next we hear a ferocious debate over who was better and bigger; Elvis or MJ. I side with Pepper and Woodsy on this one (yeah it helps to know a little about music history too, whether or not you were alive when Elvis was, ok I’m rambling but I got into a heated argument with a M1 who was clearly in the MJ camp. Without Elvis there’d be no Beatles, case closed). The Geezer bandit joke by Jay Leno is an epic fail. Lauren points out that Elvis left us with many household quotes whereas Woods points out that MJ “beat it plenty”. News crews fight for best Plebian footage. How many layers does the LOB onion have? An Email about dating co-workers blows up into a big discussion about workplace lovebirds. Frankie and Susanna chime in. MC Mel Dog goes against company policy and gives a screaming Frankie purple nurples and a whole lotta bun squeezing! Is Paris Hilton attractive? Mikey’s 8th grade teacher calls in to discuss the Cinco de Mayo/American flag shirts debacle. Some M1s call in to defend the flag shirted kids. Big Mountain’s Quino stops by for an interesting interview. 9 marriage rules you should break are sure to upset Mikey, and they do.
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