Monday May 17, 2010
Show me where the gold at! I want the gold! Mikey is done with this June Gloom in May weather. LOB had a hard time getting gas at Arco when her eyes turned on the water works, thanks to British Petrol. Rest in Peace Ronnie James Dio, the littlest man with the biggest voice in the history of rock. Tattoo and Dio saw eye to eye…literally! Sienna reports on “The World’s Luckiest Man”. Mikey recaps the awesome time had by all at the Meet and Greet. Wood’s adult league baseball team, the Brewers is the top story on WoS and they made the playoffs! A crazy coach in Tahoe made the players do something disgusting. Hoyle loves him some NASCAR and Telemundo soap operas and he decides Woods on Sports needs a Spanish translator. Up next is hilarious 911 call about a perverted kangaroo harassing women joggers down under. Is TMZ bad for celebrities? That Russell Crowe sure is an irritable bloke, isn’t he? Mikey explains to an emailer why he gives the ages of every cast member during introductions. Next is some awkward Miss USA audio. The floozied-up little seven year old girls from last week is back in the news as one of their mother’s try to defend the dancing. Many callers weigh in on the topic; one dude even calls in while ordering an Egg McMuffin. Frankie was left alone with sultry sun-tanned Mel Dog who gave him pinch bruises over the weekend. Mikey recalls some of his meanest bosses in radio. The Calorie Commando gets arrested for trying to hire homeless hit men. WoW (Woods of Wisdom) sees a lot of Pete’s writing in. Most controversial Name That Tune game yet happens next, you’ll never believe who won if I told you so listen and find out! Mike’s son Luke calls in, full of mischief. The Kid announces his new domain name and “GIT!” business venture. Things a dude wants to hear on a first date ends up with everyone remembering their worst first dates. Everyone minus Sienna, she has never been on one bad date. The fact of the matter is that lovely Pepper makes guys nervous. M1 Ladybug calls in with possibly the worst first date dude ever who invented a few new wrong moves of his own! Mikey tells a story he’s never told on air before and maybe regrets telling it now. Let’s just say it involves a 13 year old Mikey, a pretty 13 year old girl alone with him in his room, and a house of cards. Hilary tells about her bad first date with the man she ended up marrying.
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