Wednesday May 19, 2010
Mikey explains “burpies”. Only Jay knows where Ocotillo is where the minor earthquake centered. How did an obese young Mikey ask for his Wilson Phillips cassette at the record store? Panera restaurant tries a new gimmick with their food prices. The 911 audio from a girl hiding from the police in a coffin is next. Jay thought the elevator was empty so he passed gas, only to see a hidden woman in there wrinkling her nose! Sienna tells how Todd the God ripped one on a little girl. Pet names for spouses has The Kid drop “Sugar T’s”. Sienna has some thrifty tips for saving money. Audio of kidnapped Laura Ling is disturbing. A M1 googled her boyfriend and discovered he’d been arrested and wants advice on how to approach the car thief. A carload of female felons (caged heat) call in to say they can still vote. Mikey wishes he could be that shirtless guy with long hair. LOB running backwards leads to funny things you’ve seen at the beach. The Mikey show pageant has questions for Miss La Jolla, Miss Mexico, Miss Jersey, and Miss Git! Eskimo Bluewaters stops in wearing her ripped jeans plays her new song “Yellow Slicker”. Eskimo wants some R-E-S-P-E-C-T and wants everyone to go to her big gig at Kit Carson Park with Mob Barley and the Tailors! Wynona Ryder’s cat, Lifter, calls in for an in depth interview. Woodsy has a big yawn for American Idol. Flip flops on steroids are sexy but not according to the girls. What skeeves you out? Garrett jokes abound after the break. Who lies more; dudes or broads? Women lie about the headache bit…go figure. Dave Matthews croons his way through his own songs co-written with Eskimo. Lauren’s brain-to-mouth filter goes on the fritz again when she refers to a Rolling Stones song as “Devil’s Sympathy” and this gets the crew dropping LOBisms such as “Tonky Honk Woman”! Woods would French kiss Chris Cornell. Weird things happen to women’s bodies during postpartum depression and even men can have it too. Rebecca works hard with those three boys at home.
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