Friday May 21, 2010
M1 Wheat Thicks makes his celebrated debut and knows how to please the ladies with cool gifts. Mikey and Lauren did a work husband and wife bit while picking carpeting and paint for the new studio. Poor Brett Michaels can’t get a break. Bike to work day jokes left me out of breath. The Curse of The Kid strikes again, canceling Street Scene. Audio of the President of Mexico advocating a double standard in immigration law leads to a big discussion. A M1 calls in(white guy, btw) with a profiling story of five cops who hassled him for no reason in Arizona which Mikey has a hard time believing. Jesse (who’s sitting in for Jay) tells his own police harassment story for being a longhair in the wrong neighborhood. Suge Knight just can’t stay out of jail. Blymie! Brit’s are speaking English, but barely. Woodsy’s heroic tale of boogie boarding is next. After purchasing some sweet sponges at Sports Authority, Jamie and Woods hit the beach while Mikey went to lunch(strange). Jamie got smashed into the jagged rocks by the rip current! Woods paddled like mad to get to her and they made it to the spillway then back to the rocks where Jamie got a bad cut on her leg! The Kid made it right, and even coaxed Jamie to go back into the water after scaling the rocks in. Cuby don’t like the skinny local surf punks laughing at him. Michael Shannon gets roasted. LOB doesn’t like the 1950’s style rules for wives, then agrees with some of them, then gets mad all over again. Turns out couples who schedule slaying together stay together. A M1 calls in to explain her schedule with her six year boyfriend and the gang wants to know why he hasn’t proposed yet. When is the right time to give an ultimatum in a relationship? Susanna stops by to show off her injury and announce her envy of Hilary and her tats. Weirdest celebrity endorsements follows. The gate crashers are back trying to squeeze into another highbrow event. Luke calls in demanding a ride to Albertsons! Jesse James thinks now is a good time to talk about his jackhole cheating habit. Would you rather has a dude call in only to drop an F bomb. A M1 calls in who’s never smelled bacon or a fart! Sienna loves Lost but Woods and LOB are out. Frankie wins a bet and gets to watch the Yankees with his bestie at Casa De El Kid. In what wild alternate universe would Lauren marry Woodsy? Mikey changes up his testimony this Friday.
Bumper Music
| 1. Forever Young by Alphaville |  |
| 2. Mona Lisas And Mad Hatters by Elton John | |
| 3. The Last Time by The Blind Boys of Alabama | |
| 4. All My Loving by The Beatles | |
| 5. Loser by Beck | |
| 6. Da Joint by EPMD | |
| 7. Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere by Neil Young | |
| 8. Bertha by Grateful Dead | |
| 9. In Your Eyes by Peter Gabriel | |
| 10. Late In The Evening by Paul Simon | |
| 11. Boogie On Reggae Woman by Stevie Wonder | |
| 12. When Doves Cry by Prince | |
| 13. Walkin’ After Midnight by Patsy Cline | |
| 14. Perfect Situation by Weezer | |
| 15. Lion by War Stories | |
| 16. Intergalactic by Beastie Boys | |