Friday May 28, 2010
Lauren is on a trip back home to New Jersey, but the room is packed with M1’s, most of them there to present Mikey with birthday presents. A military cougar kills bank accounts of unsuspecting dudes. Mikey’s big zit cover up dilemma begs the question, is it Sally to cover up a zit with make-up? The Padres draw less than the Kansas City Royals, Woods reports, but Mikey and Sienna still are not on the bandwagon. Elin Woods is very meager and humble; she only wants a quarter billion out of Tiger. Justin Bieber’s nemesis is glass doors, apparently. Little Whiz Pop Quiz didn’t work out at first as Sienna’s jugs scared moms from letting their kids talk to her, so she brought out the ace card, her dog Zipper. One of the kids is a 4 year old Mikey. An emailer can’t stand hanging out with his in-laws and needs advice. Danny gives Mike his birthday presents from us M1s and they prove to be a big hit! 50 Cent lost so much weight, he looks like crackhead. The Urban Survivor takes on a buffet and reinvents the French fry. A new game called MIDI Madness is introduced with callers trying to guess what song it is played in MIDI form. Brett Michaels keeps having surgeries, and reality shows, and rock concerts. Because of him, headband sales are up 40% across the nation. Luke calls in demanding designer diaper jeans while blasting a cig. Sienna’s friend did not know she was pregnant until the eighth month, which Mikey finds hard to believe. Frankie defends make-up wearing dudes. A Michigan woman who fell asleep on a flight woke up to an empty, locked plane and now is suing for millions. Hoyle had his first drink at 25. The nastiest little injuries are next and Jay talks about injuries to his junk because he does not wear underwear. The Kid has issues with chaffing and needs “butt paste”. Sienna’s Q-Tip story will make you squirm. Danny gets the button! What did he say to deserve that? Woods and Jamie plan on stuffing there dog Penny Bell when she dies. Taxidermist audio follows, what pose do you put your deceased pet in? Mexican Spaghetti is official for the next meet and greet! Sister Lynn, the crime fighting nun has Woodsy remember his Catholic school shenanigans. Found money? Keep it or turn it in? Gary Coleman’s condition in hospital sees a Woodsy joke cause controversy. Gary Coleman, RIP.
Bumper Music
| 1. The Kid is Hot Tonight by Loverboy |  |
| 2. Nobody’s Fool by Cinderella | |
| 3. Round & Round by Ratt | |
| 4. Talk Dirty To Me by Poison | |
| 5. Wasted Years by Iron Maiden | |
| 6. Beautiful Girls by Van Halen | |
| 7. Wild Side by Mötley Crüe | |
| 8. Huckleberry Crumble by Stone Temple Pilots | |
| 9. Stone In Love by Journey | |
| 10. Body Talk by Ratt | |
| 11. Night Train by Guns N’ Roses | |
| 12. Strutter by Kiss | |
| 13. On The Loose by SAGA | |
| 14. Rock Candy by Montrose | |
| 15. You Can’t Kill Rock And Roll by Ozzy Osbourne | |
| 16. Song & Emotion by Tesla | |