Wednesday June 2, 2010
Got any ideas on how to stop the oil leak? BP CEO and President Obama sure don’t. Avatar blue alien master, James Cameron, is going to offer up his expertise. Al Gore divorces his rock lyric hating wife Tipper. Tipper will take on her maiden name once again which is Rover (rimshot). Get it folks? Tipper Rover? BTW these are MY cheesy jokes, not the Mikey Show’s. Mike remembers his roaring 20’s, and then his song picks for the day start out on a very manly note. Up next is the Florida 911 call of Hoyle concerned about his mama stealing all his beer. Young Mikey has a nose for peanuts, literally. Sienna, Jay and Woods contribute some good stories to crazy things kids do to end up at the hospital. Stingray talk skeeves out Woodsy and Mike. Jay’s daughter has him laying down the law on her 22nd birthday leads to a big discussion about older teenagers living with parents and those darn moms who can’t sleep until everyone is home. “Wednesgay” continues as Woods drops a new term for Mikey’s music picks. Larry King interviews Lady Ga Ga who skeeves Mikey out. What makes an icon an icon? An email about a lazy wife whose unemployed and lovin’ it garners a big discussion on how to find a job without being an internet cliché. Jay has the ultimate solution. Garrett settles a bet between him and The Kid. Eskimo Bluewaters struts in wearing her denim dress and tells about making out with the tour bus driver for Blue Oyster Cult! Eskimo debuts her puppet dummy because “ventriloquism is rad”. Lawn watering rules rule out The Kid. If you are lucky enough to slow dance with LOB you better dip her! Mikey had to school a rude lady who was yelling into her phone at “Statler Brothers”. Teenagers are depressed and it carries over to their service skills. Sienna reports on the worst milkshakes for your health, the root beer debate is hysterical. Obese Mikey visits McDonalds for some 36 apple pies. Woodsy sticks his B.O. armpits in the girls’ faces. Mix Master Woods, king of the mix tapes. Jake is primed for Yo Gabba Gabba. Charlie Sheen is going to share a jail cell with two and a half men. Need help on being a good father? Buy A.C. Slater’s new book on parenting.
Bumper Music
| 1. Always Be My Baby by Mariah Carey |  |
| 2. Wake Up Call by Maroon 5 | |
| 3. Paper Planes by M.I.A. | |
| 4. Nothin’ On You by B.o.B | |
| 5. All or Nothing by Theory of a Deadman | |
| 6. Come Again by Damn Yankees | |
| 7. Peaceful Easy Feeling by Eagles | |
| 8. Do Ya by Electric Light Orchestra | |
| 9. Harmony by Elton John | |
| 10. Baby Please Don’t Leave Me by Buddy Guy | |
| 11. A Modern Way… by The Exies | |
| 12. The End by The Doors | |
| 13. Wind Up by Foo Fighters | |
| 14. Hello, I’m Delaware by City & Colour | |
| 15. Muzik by Knoc-Turn’al | |
| 16. If It’s Love by Train | |