Thursday June 3, 2010
Mikey’s seat needs adjustment so his feet don’t dangle. Van Der Sloot is a Van Der Douche. Gary Coleman’s real 911 call raises a lot of questions about his wife’s reaction. Cue the Rocky music for WoS Padres extra inning grand salami. The Tigers were robbed of a perfect game by dumb ump. The Kid doesn’t mix well with bad umpiring. Washington blackmail scandal involves both Clinton and Obama. Jamie’s cool head saves the day for Woodsy and their dog Lucky. Why would Mikey punch himself in the face? Poor sister Waverly, she can’t catch a break when granny is around Sienna. Which twin does Mikey favor? Luke calls in to let us all know. Lauren’s mom calls in and does “other mom” voice! Ryan calls in to make his case for “Da Da”. Hoyle decides it’s time for 94/9 to get more street cred and laments on his cavities. Next is another classic moment as Hoyle and Woods take each other on in a rap battle! Love and Respect, a book Mikey highly recommends sparks a huge debate. Mike tries to shoot holes in LOB’s relationship theory. Lauren rolls her eyes at Mikey’s theory on men and women loving and respecting. You can compliment LOB’s butt, if the context is right. Woods gets a hold of some Tex Mex and his taste buds thank him. Lauren’s airport creeper travels sees her having a hard time being mean to strangers but yet has creative lies to get out of conversations. Sienna says looks don’t matter but then she’s married to Todd the God. Clay Aiken is gay, who knew? Airport baggage handlers do more than handle your bags. Jay would rather suffer electrocution than be caught wearing crocs. Time for another great Mikey Show Haiku! Obese Mikey didn’t watch sit-coms in the 80’s but watched plenty of fast food menus. Citibank fired a hot chick for being too hot and Susanna steps in for her defense. Susanna then bags on LOB for taking herself too seriously!
Bumper Music
| 1. Take A Load Off by Stone Temple Pilots |  |
| 2. You Keep Me Hangin’ On by Diana Ross & The Supremes | |
| 3. Hash Pipe by Weezer | |
| 4. Electric Feel by MGMT | |
| 5. Slide Away by Oasis | |
| 6. Hey, Johnny Park! by Foo Fighters | |
| 7. Breathe by Whiskeytown | |
| 8. Suspicious Minds by Elvis Presley | |
| 9. If I Am A Stranger by Ryan Adams & The Cardinals | |
| 10. It’s Over by The Fire Theft | |
| 11. Lights by Journey | |
| 12. Ain’t Even Done With The Night by John Mellencamp | |
| 13. Vancouver by Jeff Buckley | |
| 14. My Precious Love by Lenny Kravitz | |
| 15. Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones | |
| 16. Slither by Velvet Revolver | |