Friday June 4, 2010
The fridge at the station needs a warning sign about its putrid stink. Mikey ran stairs during his grueling workout. “Chub’s Beach” is the next surfing hot spot. They caught that punk killer Van Der Sloot, thank God. Lottery war stories follows and Mikey tells about the class he and Rebecca took to learn how to save money. James Cameron: writer, director, and deep sea scientist in his spare time. Chris Rock can’t break Kobe Bryant’s intense focus. Woods proposes a strange bet with Mikey involving the Padres, then has a change of heart to the Perfect Game bungling umpire. An Email about an engaged duded sending a girl a provocative text sparks a huge debate on inappropriate flirting. Mike and Jay are on one side of the fence, Sienna and Woods on the other, and LOB is in the middle. This leads to a funny version of People’s Court between the arguing sides. Woods explains how to tell a hot chick to tone it down a little when at work. MIDI madness is fun! Mikey Show Haikus never fail either! Things your wife does in the bathroom that skeeve you out is next. Thanks to Jay, Lauren’s butt works its way into the conversation. Mikey doesn’t like to even see the wrapper of a feminine product, Todd finds Sienna’s hair in his butt crack, and The Kid doesn’t like hearing girls go #1! LOB uses music to cover noises. What do pets teach us about marriage? When not knocking down three pointers, President Obama goes on Larry King to whistle his S’s. Jay’s kids were raised on dog food and Mikey saw a child eating a dog biscuit. Sienna doesn’t want to know what hot dogs are made of so she leaves the studio! Donald Duck theater takes on the “Old School” streaking bit. Text about a dude wondering if his ex gave birth to his child is next, and a big discussion follows, then the gang argues over whether it’s better to ask over the phone or by email. Maybe Lars Ulrich should stick to drumming instead of acting. Jay sneaks onto his son’s facebook and finds out about the “Cool House” he hangs at. Mikey’s going greener than the Incredible Hulk, but Wolfgang is the best recycler!
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