Tuesday June 8, 2010
Mikey geeks out over Apple products. “Dinner fits” abound at the Esparza and Woods households. Mikey expresses his love for M1s and reminds us that we are all in this committed relationship together. Peru has lenient prison policies so don’t expect Van Der Crap to get a long sentence or better yet, a walk on the green mile. The Geezer Bandit is at it again. How much money does this old guy need? Does he have a cocaine habit? Luke needs to watch the 4 year old girl’s motivational video. LT’s Jets tattoo makes Sienna and Mike feel ill. A M1 and his newly recruited girlfriend call in, giggling under the sheets. M1 tats are a bad idea, says Mikey. The Kid gets roasted when talking about the art of jersey wearing. President Obama is looking for an ass to kick. Steve Jobs introduces (sort of) the new IPhone 4 and Mikey and Woods are all in. Mikey turns into an Apple salesman. LOB does not get along with voice activation. Apple is so good; they can even polish a turd and sell it to you! DYD goes after Jay and me for wearing our cell phones like Wyatt Earp. The NAACP takes offense at an astronomical greeting card. After Tuesday Tutors Eskimo Bluewaters struts in wearing assless chaps over jeans! Her new “agent” suggested she go on Britain’s Got Talent with Peanut the “British” puppet. Peanut gets angry during her act. Bluehair Helen Thomas insults an entire nation and then some. Parents and the stories they tell to embarrass you reveals why Sienna is to this day still nicknamed “Pooper”! Old Uncle Neil stops in and drops some comedy, then cranks out his epic ballad to BP; “Oil on the Rocks”. Gary Coleman’s ex-wife tries explaining her lack of empathy and defends herself against accusations she pushed the poor little guy. Freeloadin’ brother email begs the question of when is the right time and best approach to tell couch crashers to git! Woods says the more family members the merrier. The choice of food Jay takes with him for rock climbing leads to funny Jayisms. The Kid wishes he was a black comedian, and then gets fired up to do an open mic night. Lauren and Sienna are the police at work meetings. Mikey never “got” Star Wars as a kid. Woods and Jame Gum have something in common; they both want to wear LOB’s hair! Jay is a rat assassin.
Bumper Music
| 1. Fell In Love With A Girl by The White Stripes |  |
| 2. The Sweet Part of the City by The Hold Steady | |
| 3. Thunder Kiss ’65 by White Zombie | |
| 4. Dimension by Wolfmother | |
| 5. Dirt by Alice In Chains | |
| 6. Teddy Picker by Arctic Monkeys | |
| 7. I’m A Cuckoo by Belle & Sebastian | |
| 8. Out In The Woods by Birds & Batteries | |
| 9. Believe by The Bravery | |
| 10. The High Road by Broken Bells | |
| 11. Madskillz – Mic Chekka by BT | |
| 12. Tonight She Comes by The Cars | |
| 13. The Cave by Mumford & Sons | |
| 14. Working in the Coal Mine by Devo | |
| 15. Waste Time by The Fire Theft | |
| 16. Stylo by Gorillaz | |