Thursday June 10, 2010
There are more problems with Apple’s IPad. LOB gets her kicks ribbing Mikey. Woods’ IPhone has taken a beating. Pictures over a dying Gary Coleman have been released. Hey Cletus, it’s the CMT awards, y’all! Mikey’s Keith Urban impression will have you in stitches. Chargers continue to have off season signing problems with two star players. To The Kid’s delight, USC gets slapped for what Reggie Bush did. Terrell Owens’ singing abilities will make you cringe, but Mikey still wouldn’t mind if the Chargers signed him. Urban Survivor and the cast were left to survive on food at the fair and took some fried grenades. Myths about veggies and food leads to Sienna saying “you can milk anything with nipples”. Kevin Costner, the man who invented a contraption to turn urine into drinking water in Waterworld, claims he invented a machine (“the Costnerizer”) that would clean up the gulf oil spill. Woodsy’s pal wants his girlfriend to enlarge those breasts, and this sparks a big debate. Sienna’s flat friend caught her boyfriend looking at bigboobs.com. San Diego trivia proves to be the easiest game ever. MMMMOOOOOOMMMM! I want my own Christmas card! LOB’s sad story of the end her dad’s annual Christmas bit follows. The biggest topic of the day is next; a M1’s boyfriend wants to keep his box o’ memories with pictures, love letters, and poems of his ex-girlfriends. Sonny from P.O.D. calls in to promote his Haiti benefit. Aunt Kathy gets the barbershop treatment. The Kid plows through a ton of spaghetti and Lauren can slay an entire pizza. Jay ate a block of cheese and Sienna downed 40 won tons. What is the Mikey Show curse? Of all of my addictions, The Mikey Show is the healthiest! Fictional character’s real names are a funny eye opener. Hoyle gets busted when his mama calls in to say she found his “porno” box. What does Ralph Machccio think of the new Karate Kid? The Pad Squad comes in to the studio to promote the next home stand and give away tickets. LOB is jaded and cynical, which leads to some good jokes. Rampage Jackson is one buff dude. A M1 ends the show with a Woodsy haiku.
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