Friday June 11, 2010
The San Diego County Fair opens today and Woods is all in on the food unless it’s named hummus. The 16 year old girl lost at sea is finally found. What was Obese Mikey up to at age 16? Soccer talk is a short talk. Bark Maumann’s visit to Mikey’s house makes Mike a nervous wreck. Big changes are coming to college football and USC embarrasses OJ. Secret parents’ stashes around the house reveal Jay’s tactics. Lauren lifted her dad’s Peach Brandy from his liquor stash and took it to a party. Mikey’s trainer makes Jillian Michaels look like Richard Simmons. MIDI madness enrages Eskimo Bluewaters when they use her song without permission. If you have a certain area of expertise, do your friends try to take advantage of it? Woodsy tried to bribe Jay into doing his edits early on. Generic versus Name Brands debate follows, and The Kid doesn’t skimp on toilet paper. Jay hosted a work meeting at his house where Mikey had B.O. Neither Jay nor Lauren wears regular deodorant and an armpit sniffing session ensues! Weird state laws are too funny to be true, but they really are. Bro email; dude is concerned over his 36 year old buddy who started wearing skinny jeans. Can a week go by without Woodsy showing everyone his belly or mention his piece? The cast pressures Mikey into agreeing to wear purple skinny jeans. Sienna reports on the incredible story about a young guy who snuck on an airliner and spent the flight in the wheel well. All agree the new movies sound worse than they look. Sienna has a mouse in her house that makes Mikey scream like a girl! Big Ben blames the bright lights, big city (of Pittsburg, BTW) for making a humble country boy into an ass-grabber and alleged rapist. Jay’s buddy has a complicated work dilemma. Woods had to get a nose job after some punks busted his face. LOB talks about having bags of pudding in her bra and Obese Mikey needs to know what flavor. Movie mistakes that were never edited out are next, then creepy Disney animators who sneak in sexual stuff intentionally. LOB can’t get enough chili, and by chili I mean firemen. Mikey changes up his delivery of his testimony.
Bumper Music
| 1. Vasoline by Stone Temple Pilots |  |
| 2. Today by Smashing Pumpkins | |
| 3. Touch Me by The Doors | |
| 4. Compliments by Band of Horses | |
| 5. Golden Years by David Bowie | |
| 6. She Moves In Her Own Way by The Kooks | |
| 7. Lithium by Nirvana | |
| 8. Live Forever by Oasis | |
| 9. Sugar Magnolia by Grateful Dead | |
| 10. Everything In Its Right Place by Radiohead | |
| 11. Mysterious Ways by U2 | |
| 12. Once In A Lifetime by Talking Heads | |
| 13. Girlfriend In A Coma by The Smiths | |
| 14. Hustle And Cuss by The Dead Weather | |
| 15. Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash | |
| 16. Love Me Do by The Beatles | |