Monday June 14, 2010
Jay gets served with some old age jokes; one of them evokes the Donner party. RIP Jimmy Dean, whose sausage Woodsy was raised on. Hilarious classic audio of angry Texan calling the Jimmy Dean complaint department is next. Another earthquake prompts talk of preparedness for The Big One. Of course Jay is prepared; he even has a contraption that makes pool water fresh to drink. Mikey has Lauren retell her bacteria laden mountain fresh water guzzle-fest story. The Kid points out how Carrie Underwood stole a riff from Edie Brickell & the New Bohemians. Do you believe in soccer miracles? YES! The Iceman is going to be put on ice, says Dana White. Woodsy and team lost their ballgame, then he road raged in a parking garage, backed into a Civic, and topped off his day with a traffic ticket! Since no one got hurt, it’s ok to laugh at the funny story of Woods, Mikey, Lauren, and Bark Maumann in a heart-pounding near fatal accident. Mikey “interviews” a surly Adam Sandler. LOB ate chili ate the fireman’s cook off. Did she get any buff fireman’s numbers or maybe kiss one? Time for more Mikey Show haikus. Hoyle highly doubts Mikey has never been arrested, and then tells of his own brush with the law. NTT(Name That Tune) game sees a return of the champ. Sarah Palin reacts to Boobgate” and LOB does an even better impression of Palin than Tina Fey. Eskimo Bluewaters big-times the crew with her name dropping and puppet Peanut hates hippies! Tape cassettes malfunction on poor EBW, but eventually the EBW & Peanut duet is played with funny results. Email about a dude dating the easy girl from high school gets Obese Mikey to “weigh” in. Woods wants to meet Nikki the virgin. A horny high school student wants to marry his teacher. Hot girl names and a search engine is how Mikey met Rebecca. P Diddy throws down serious coin for his kid’s first car leads to talk about what’s an appropriate gift for a spoiled brat. Politicians just can’t apologize; instead they turn to the “fish fry bit”. Even “plump Goth girls” love Jimmy Dean’s sausage!
Bumper Music
| 1. Undo It by Carrie Underwood |  |
| 2. Happy by Sister Hazel | |
| 3. These Are The Days by Van Morrison | |
| 4. Tiny Dancer by Elton John | |
| 5. Perfectly Lonely by John Mayer | |
| 6. Day ‘N’ Nite by Kid Cudi | |
| 7. On The Road Again by Willie Nelson | |
| 8. Can’t Be Tamed by Miley Cyrus | |
| 9. Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head by B.J. Thomas | |
| 10. Absolute by The Fray | |
| 11. If You Leave Me Now by Chicago | |
| 12. Hook by Blues Traveler | |
| 13. You’re Not Sorry by Taylor Swift | |
| 14 .Baby-Baby-Baby by TLC | |
| 15. I Never Told You by Colbie Caillat | |
| 16. Cecilia by Simon & Garfunkel | |