Wednesday June 30, 2010
Mikey’s stressed about the 4th of July and acting more like Frankie when it comes to hanging out with Woods. LOB’s convinced she’s going to be bad wife. During a phone call with Mikey, Jay kills a rattlesnake, so the gang imagines him on the line while fixing the oil spill. Dracula audio is next and Wolfgang learns that Kristen Stewart is a ho. Larry King announces his retirement after 350 years of broadcasting. Pau Gasol has a great hook shot but he can’t sing for crap. The Panel is next with opines on meat flavored vodka and Eclipse. A creeper calls in who wants to take LOB to see Eclipse. How environmentally safe are fireworks? An expert calls in to let us know. Led Zep’s image gets tarnished a little as they are being sued by a band called Spirit and a folk singer dude. Donald Duck reenacts his DUI 911 call. Dividing up restaurant bills discussion gets blown up into a long debate. Grandpa Ga Ga youtube video will get your geriatric blood a flowin’. Woods can’t dance, neither can Obese Mikey. Things dudes do to impress girls has to his embarrassment, a recap of what Jamie won for her man Woodsy. Obese Mikey makes a mix tape. Sienna’s recap leads to Mikey wanting to microchip kids, than takes on a whole new argument. LOB and Woodsy want an IPhone but don’t want to lose their current service. Mikey and “Rebecca” role play until the real Rebecca calls in to explain Mikey’s allowance. BTW, Sienna has huge boobs. Things chicks dig that dudes don’t like evokes side boob, gladiator sandals, strapless tops, and rompers. Woods has the shakes; is he feeling ok? Tom Tom Girl plays in new game reciting lyrics to tickle your funny bone. Sienna uses a “hand condom” to blow Mikey’s vuvuzela horn. Jay wears a mouth protector to bed, which interests Mike. Wolfgang interviews Twilight broads on the street. Mikey and Jay’s soul mate argument ensues and for once LOB and Mikey are on the same page. LOB brings up a good point about soul mate theory using her grandparents as example. Who’s the real creeper on the Mikey Show? All eyes point to Jay. Lauren and Woods argue about their music picks, and then The Kid turns on Mikey’s picks. If that wasn’t enough, Woods tries to bribe LOB to switch music pick days with him, but she ain’t budging. M1 Fred wants to know if he’s a cheater.
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