Friday July 2, 2010
Mikey has never seen a Jonah Hill movie,(weird). RIP Don Coryell- the man who revolutionized the game of football forever. Weather woes continue to drive Woods and Mikey crazy. Beaches in the Gulf area are making people sick and a poor out of work from the oil spill fisherman committed suicide. Obama is getting slammed by the press more than ever yet he still has enough nad to tell us what it takes to be a “real” American while Godzilla lurks in the background! Sienna controls the Panel on Toyota troubles, The Nerd…I mean Droid, and a hand gun hating mayor. Eskimo Bluewaters stops by with Peanut in tow, drops a burro joke on Mikey, and explains about her boyfriend named “Tad Corvette”. EBW then plays her Pinewood Derby jingle that sounds mighty familiar. Will Eskimo get her own blog on Mikeyshow.com? Jay drops a huge inside joke on EBW regarding her blog updating skills compared to another cast member. MIDI Madness has M1 Edward competing for Vampire Weekend tickets…coincidence? Best and worst national anthems are next, with the worst being the funniest. Thanks a lot Tom Arnold! The most anticipated bit of the day is the hidden Woods audio that Sienna recorded off air. Turns out The Kid was furiously trying to leave a good voicemail during several hilarious takes. While Sienna looks for black diamonds, LOB looks for black dudes! Oh Mama Testa, how the Mikey Show loves thee. Lauren has a boatload of eh-Hahs! for the voice mail roulette segment. Engineering snafus make for awkward moments and an Incorporator shout out. Why does LOB’s voicemail sound a lot like MC Mel Dog in an office setting? Woods drops a Runes reference that earns crickets. Don’t worry Mockey, I’ll pay a buck to the jar cuz you clowns are morons, Mockey! A text about a dude dating a girl who has no girlfriends wonders if that is strange, to which the short answer is yes, it is. Mikey is a BFF: A “Big Fat Friend”. A 49 year old calls in who claims she has no female friends because her last one tried to get her hubby to knock her up! When will the Twilight saga end, or will it? List of the best potato chips has Obese Mikey defending his Chip of the Month club. Hoyle gets upset again with the direction of the show. Radio Charades has Woodsy dance around for nothing but at least the second caller has a functional brain, then LOB pulls a winner. Bad ass band names has The Kid reminisce about being kicked out of “Gypsy Rose”. M1 HB calls in with “Your Mom”! Poor Jay went to the fair, had to file papers, then a little girl pointed out that toilet paper was hanging from his shorts! Run-ins with ex’s is sparked by Sienna’s Baskin Robbins story of humiliation. Gay dancer jokes abound when a caller tells about being face to face with her ex’s package. M1 Babyshaker calls in and LOB drops a dirty bird reference that even skeeves Woods out! Mikey delivers his 4th of July weekend testimony.
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