Wednesday July 14, 2010
Birthday falsetto begins the day. The gang groans about having to do a whole segment in Jay’s studio later on after losing the bet with him. Woods remembers George Steinbrenner with accompanying audio. The National Anthem makes Mikey feel proud. Sienna does not know state abbreviations so Mike quizzes her! Black jellyfish are invading San Diego beaches, much to Woodsy’s dismay. Rush Limbaugh audio of the big blowhard hemming and hawing about “that cracker” George Steinbrenner is played. The Panel discusses Tori Spelling’s wisecracking kid, cougar women, and duct tape solutions for IPhones. Luke demands a Flatscreen for his crib. Funny Fox news audio of a cat fight is next. The Passion of the Gibson has more audio of the angry Aussie. Woods is tired of all the cultural hoopla. Ding Dong Sing-Along has a kind Mikey giving away prizes to clowns. Jay’s missing turtle named Hank caused a panic in the producer and when Mikey made light of it all heck broke loose! To make things worse, when everyone was looking for Hank, Mikey was checking his email. The gang pays off their bet and spend the 8am to 8:30 segment crammed inside Jay’s sauna of a studio. Hilarity ensues and poor claustrophobic LOB starts freaking out. An email about a husband who gets upset with his scantily-clad wife is next. What is it with Lauren and crosswalks? This time some creep took a picture of her! Meanwhile, in the cool, comfy big studio Jay’s sound effect skills evoke talk about Sean and what Woods did to counter the “Amigos” picture. Would you like to be under the sea, in Paul the Octopuses garden? Millions on Youtube sure do. LOB wants her own song as Sienna Sings begins. Sienna kills KISS, croaks Creedence, and assassinates AC/DC. Next is Woodsy’s gut-wrenching P90X workout recap. Senor Beans is eager to hook people up with fake ID’s. Two birds or not two birds? That is the question. Mike Tyson gives pet-owning tips. Will Gender Pyramid see a break in the girls’ streak? How much will Sienna spend on her baby the first three weeks?
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