Friday July 16, 2010
Yours truly was in the studio this morning, making it right for Woodsy’s birthday this upcoming Monday. Talk of nasty school food is lost on Debutante Sienna. How’d you like to have Sienna in your auto-shop class? Jay sure would. The Kid says GIT! to yoga. M1 Soonersfan calls in with a painful story that will make your skin crawl. Apple announces a press conference and the gang speculates on what it will be about. Even Microsoft is getting in jabs about Apple’s recent woes. Mikey inspects a M1’s IPhone 4. BP finally caps the oil flow and Mikey can’t understand all the mean things people are still saying on Facebook. Stingray mania brings Wolfgang into the fray. Woods wonders aloud what would happen if he got stung on his wiener! Really? Sidelined from a sneeze? It’s true; the Padres’ ace pitcher goes on the DL after his schnozz caused an injury. The Panel takes on Mikey’s whacky weather theory, the Arizona immigration law, and Baskin Robbins’ flavor throwaway. A forensic expert thinks something’s fishy about the Mel Gibson audio. Eskimo Bluewaters says she is running out of ideas but then creates a new music genre; Popera! EBW then name-drops her new sponsor. Mikey likes Larry King’s interviewing techniques as audio is played of him having Laurence Taylor’s wife on his show. Jay thinks LT was set up by someone. An email from a teenage girl who wants a nose job creates a big discussion. Food from Maria Maria is delivered, which explains this taco stain on my notes. LOB admits being teased about her looks while growing up. Blair Witch is debuted in all its hilariousness! Check it out on Mikeyshow.com if you’re the one dweeb who hasn’t seen it yet. Should I say more on Lindsay Lohan or moron Lindsay Lohan is next? Radio Charades sees Sienna kung-fu fighting, LOB going batty, and Woods committing suicide. But Sienna, he’s Todd the God, and deities need their sleep! Pregnant or not, you better not wake The Kid. M1s call in with crazy pregnant wife stories. DP stands for Dr. Pepper, says Woods, but what dirty Jay says it stands for draws howls of laughter! A story about a plummeting Pink is next. Jay tells his awesome death defying failed parachute story. During a break, I was in the hallway and witnessed two giggling goons racing back to the studio and then Mikey tells why in his bromance bathroom story. Cash-less friends leads to Woodsy’s funny “Frank the Armenian” story. Sienna explains resume dos and don’ts. Sabrina the Weather girl returns for more updates. Mikey plays Red after his testimony.
Bumper Music
| 1. Lay It Down by Ratt |  |
| 2. Dancing With Myself by Generation X | |
| 3. (Don’t Fear) The Reaper by Blue Öyster Cult | |
| 4. Just What I Needed by The Cars | |
| 5. Change by Deftones | |
| 6. Band on the Run by Paul McCartney & Wings | |
| 7. Lose Yourself by Eminem | |
| 8. Wasted Years by Iron Maiden | |
| 9. Welcome Home (Sanitarium) by Metallica | |
| 10. Truckin’ by Grateful Dead | |
| 11. Break On Through (To The Other Side) by The Doors | |
| 12. Do You Believe In Love by Huey Lewis & The News | |
| 13. Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| 14. Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes | |
| 15. I Don’t Know by Jeff Bridges | |
| 16. Crossroads by Cream | |