Thursday September 23, 2010
Vincent Jackson had his driver’s license revoked for DUI’s, no worries though; dude gets to spend the entire season on his couch as it is. There’s too many dips in the roads in San Diego and the potholes are pretty bad too! Callers are frustrated with A.J. Smith and the money grubbing players. A new show character, Woodsy’s tall, dark, and scary-voiced pal Lavar stops by to demand to play for the Chargers and then describes his typical breakfast. As the autumn leaves turn color, LOB’s hair turns blonde again. Lauren is upset about Blockbuster Video’s bankruptcy and Jay often rents movies he’s already seen. Mikey talks about his favorite nerd gadgets. Lady GaGa gives LOB meat suit advice and Obama wonders what day it is as his handlers whisper sweet nothings in his earpiece. Making the rounds for a movie nobody’s seen, Joaquin Phoenix explains his rapper prank to Letterman. Lavar tries to get LOB to go out with him and remains unchanged by her thwarting. M1 Copycat game pities the fools who don’t know Mr. T and Gilbert Gottfried when they hear them. Meat Suit time begins after the 7:30 break and the webcam is turned on for the first time in Studio M as Mikey nearly ruptures his hernia all over again watching poor Lauren drape herself in raw beef and pork! In less than five minutes of donning the meat suit there are several near pukings, Mikey laughing himself to death, and Woodsy avoiding Lauren to escape the smell! Realizing she can never make it through 4 breaks, Lauren bargains for a few BBs off the butt and Jay and Woods happily oblige. After the next break new American Idol judge Steven Tyler says do karaoke, not drugs! Does this mean Aerosmith will have a new Asian singer to belt out “Ruv in an Erovator”, “Lag Doll”, and Dleem On”?? Tipping etiquette is argued by the cast and Woodsy admits to exchanging a ten spot for a plush hotel robe. The peppy Pad Squad returns to the studio to promote the pennant race as the last home stand nears. Oksana turns her accent on Mikey and she accuses him of bugging her phone to record Mel Gibson. MMA black belt Matt Serra calls in to talk up his next fight. Lavar supervises LOB’s daily creeper calls and even gay guys want to date her! Movie Plot Hot potato sees Lauren giggling at Jay’s pronunciation and the caller finds himself in a win/win situation. 15 signs you’re just friends irritates Obese Mikey. Captain Buzzkill attacks The Kid for bagging that hotel robe.
Bumper Music
| 1. Notion by Kings Of Leon |  |
| 2. D’Yer Mak’er by Led Zeppelin | |
| 3. Until It Sleeps by Metallica | |
| 4. Wild Side by Mötley Crüe | |
| 5. Heart Of Gold by Neil Young | |
| 6. Been A Son by Nirvana | |
| 7. Wonderwall by Oasis | |
| 8. Big Log by Robert Plant | |
| 9. I’m Comin’ Home by Robert Earl Keen | |
| 10. Wild Horses by The Sundays | |
| 11. Stars by Switchfoot | |
| 12. New Fang by Them Crooked Vultures | |
| 13. Teenage Wristband by The Twilight Singers | |
| 14. Radioactive by Kings Of Leon | |
| 15. Sir Duke by Stevie Wonder | |
| 16. Give A Little Bit by Supertramp | |