Friday October 15, 2010
Oh that Captain Buzzkill! So angry, so miserable, so needing to get a girlfriend that doesn’t require an air pump to inflate! Are Woods’ recaps funny anymore? Yeah, maybe you try having 9 jobs, Mockey! Mikey reads about Woods loving to double up on rock concerts and The Kid squirms as he reads it. These days LOB is more interesting with her recaps and reenacts with Mikey her conversation with a service rep from New Delhi. WoS has a nervous Woodsy hours before the Yankees start the ALCS. Bill O’Reilly gets the cackles raised on two of the screeching hens on The View who walk out and Sanndra (sic) Rossi calls in to duck all important questions. Parts guys stare at on girls the most gets Woods championing fake boobs. Why does LOB have a glow about her today? Both Jay and Woods like checking out the size of a woman’s “group”. Several minutes are spent laughing at Mikey’s waxed eyebrows. Even the “old Mikey” would not have been a creepy sexter, but Jay’s so old he could have been a Morse code creeper and then a beeper creeper before cell phones! Eskimo Bluewaters comes by after sleeping in the station’s parking garage all night and showering in “the creek”. EBW has always been a Jack (Jacktress? Jackette?) of all trades and now she’s in the organic ice cream business! Listen to the podcasts if you missed EBW’s new flavor of ice cream that goes great with Doritos and hear her catchy sales jingle! Radio Charades gets syllabic before it gets easier for Mikey. Who was your worst boss and why? The cast ponders what fictional characters they would want in their lives. M1 Meatfreak glues hair from his head to his chin and Tom Tom Tunes is delayed to find out why mistake-prone call screener Chris hasn’t eaten in 5 days. Tom Tom Girl doesn’t like having to repeat herself to a dense caller who’s clueless about the Midnight Toker. The whacky career of Michael Shannon is revisited and Jay was known as JC Daily! Go on M. Knight Shannon, hit that post like Woods hits a fastball! (Bad comparison?) Obama’s MTV appearance has his disgruntled handlers feeding him hilarious lyrics in his earpiece. M1 Podcast calls in, still stuck in the past. Maybe he needs some Cat Crack to catch up? One of the Chilean miners was ready to dive back down into the cave when his wife and mistress were there to greet him coming out. Sabrina had a rough night and Studio M turns into a rave. Wondering who the guy is that does the voice for fire alarm and emergency announcements in buildings leads to audaciously funny auditions from Tom Tom Girl, Dave Matthews, Susanna, Wolfgang, Neil Diamond, EBW, Sanndra Rossi, and CBK!
Bumper Music
| 1. Like a Stone by Audioslave |  |
| 2. Let Forever Be by The Chemical Brothers | |
| 3. Love The Way You Lie by Eminem | |
| 4. Again by Lenny Kravitz | |
| 5. Surrender by Cheap Trick | |
| 6. Stacked Actors by Foo Fighters | |
| 7. Breaking The Girl by Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| 8. Dam That River by Alice In Chains | |
| 9. Guns & Roses by Jay-Z | |
| 10. Good Morning Beautiful by Deftones | |
| 11. Kashmir by Led Zeppelin | |
| 12. Bloodbuzz Ohio by The National | |
| 13. Stan by Eminem | |
| 14. Crazy by Gnarls Barkley | |