Tursday November 4, 2010
Studio M might as well be a meat locker. Woodsy opts for a Big Mac over big surf. All the great eaters have a technique for consuming food and Mikey is no exception. A massive drug tunnel was discovered in Otay with enough weed to give Cheech and Chong a heart attack. The future for Sean Merriman and Randy Moss are on the ropes. Even John McCain’s daughter is taking potshots at Obama for going on Seacrest’s show, so the Prez’s handlers try to help him save face. WoS has shocking trash talk from Kevin Garnett and Norv compliments and buries Vincent Jackson at the same time. Sienna gets a text with the signature of “taste the rainbow” and this launches into a talk about annoying and pointless text and email signatures. George Bush is still peeved at Kanye. Sienna’s baby invention idea leads to invention talk and Jay reveals he invented the T-shirt cannon! Mikey’s least favorite perfume scents and LOB’s shame over leather leads to a ‘Matt’ drop from her and the gang doesn’t let her get away without an explanation. Turns out BFMC (boyfriend Matt Commerce) has returned to his old stomping grounds after Lauren googled his phone number following a bottle of wine. Maybe this time he puts a ring on it? Matt calls in after the break to describe his relationship with LOB and what has changed about him. Hiccup Girl gets the hiccups again, this time conveniently in time for her murder trial. An email about a dad choosing a football game over his toddler’s birthday party gets heatedly debated and includes a hilarious role-play between mommy and child asking where daddy is. Does a one or two year old kid even know what’s going on or is the party really for the adults? Senor Beans calls in wanting to make papa Woods throw him a huge party. The Hulkster and his daughter rap a tribute to Biggie Smalls, brother! Sienna has a dilemma regarding whether or not to call back a friend and this leads to a discussion about answering the phone and then realizing you should have let it go to voicemail. The gang unanimously agrees texts beat out voicemails any day. Justin you know, Bieber, you know, speaks out against, you know, bullying and stuff. Captain Buzzkill accuses the gang of bullying him and suggests changing the station’s slogan to “it’s all about the pervert Woods”. The Kid then plays a Fleetwood Mac riff for CBK and the Captain actually gives him a compliment! Mikey has to again explain Mexican food to Woods who “only wants Tex-Mex, Mockey”. Mikey next tries to defend the taste of lamb but the cast isn’t buying. Do any two men on earth enjoy taking a bathroom break together more than Woods and Mikey?
Bumper Music
| 1. Panama by Van Halen |  |
| 2. Cat Scratch Fever by Ted Nugent | |
| 3. Runnin’ Down A Dream by Tom Petty | |
| 4. California Love by 2Pac | |
| 5. He Stopped Loving Her Today by George Jones | |
| 6. One by U2 | |
| 7. Magnet and Steel by Walter Egan | |
| 8. Sugar, We’re Goin Down by Fall Out Boy | |
| 9. Kill Me Carolyne by The Whigs | |
| 10. Dear John by Taylor Swift | |
| 11. Thunder Kiss ’65 by White Zombie | |
| 12. If You Could Only See by Tonic | |
| 13. Need You Now by Lady Antebellum | |
| 14. Stan by Eminem | |