Wednesday November 10, 2010
A missile contrail shot of the southern California coast that was denied by the military and is baffling experts just might be a jalapeño-eating Mexican. A stranded cruise ship will be towed to San Diego and the trapped guest get free shuffleboard while they wait. People in Del Mar heights don’t need to lock their doors at night. Mikey and Jay remember what it was like working the graveyard shift. The most unhealthy burgers list perks Obese Mikey’s interest. One of the last true American companies, Harley Davidson, is outsourcing their bikes to India and a hilarious new parody song is played! WoS has news on the Auburn/Cam Newton scandal and the SDSU basket brawlers. Places you should not give your social security number gets LOB worried. Sienna had the scariest thing happen to baby Sage’s new social security card and wonders what to do about it. Madonna sticks her foot in her mouth again. Ding Dong Sing Along has a song from a girl band whose lead singer more than mesmerized both Woodsy and I growing up. Thanksgiving food comes early to the studio as the gang prepares to feast. Eskimo Bluewaters comes in reeking of cig smoke and hippy oil but she doesn’t mind being compared to Brett Michaels. With her harpist in tow, EBW jams more Popera tunes making the Beatles wish they had used a harp on “Hey Jude”. How many times do you skip a shower during a week? The cast’s answers may surprise you. A female(can’t emphasize that enough) M1 calls in saying she only showers three times a week and a grossed out Mikey and Woods grill her with questions. This “debate” continues for awhile. Lauren insists she is not skinny and creeper Jay agrees for creeper reasons. LOB and Sienna reveal they only shower at night and this gets Woods to sniff Lauren. Hoyle claims he discovered blowhard Keith Olberman and Howard Stern and gets upset when his recorded jam won’t play. Text crazy teens apparently love slaying, smoking, drugging, boozing, and fighting. Hey hoser, will you tune in for the Canadian version of the Jersey Shore, Eh? A dude claims to have lost 27 lbs. on a Twinkie diet and Woods is all in. Luke’s call to humiliate Mikey ends up backfiring on the little rascal. Adam Sandler lavishing his co-stars with expensive gifts leads to a barrage of cologne-making Mikey jokes! Olde Time Radio visits the original “The View” starring Maude, the hipster hottie of 1928. LOB rattles off the alphabet backwards in a mere few seconds. Woodsy remembers his first trip in the back of a cop car at age twelve.
Bumper Music
| 1. Going Down by Freddie King |  |
| 2. New Fang by Them Crooked Vultures | |
| 3. Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand | |
| 4. Red Star by Third Eye Blind | |
| 5. Best Of You by Foo Fighters | |
| 6. Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away) by Deftones | |
| 7. Roadhouse Blues by The Doors | |
| 8. Hysteria by Def Leppard | |
| 9. I Got Mine by The Black Keys | |
| 10. Dear John by Taylor Swift | |
| 11. Missing You by John Waite | |
| 12. Bye Bye Love by The Cars | |
| 13. More Than A Feeling by Boston | |
| 14. Love Removal Machine by The Cult | |