Monday November 15, 2010
A surfer had his finger sawed off from his leash and Mikey searches for it along with some tickets to the 94/9 Holiday Hootenanny. Mikey recaps the 94/9 8th Anniversary bash and despite his own self disparaging remarks I was there and can tell you he had a great performance along with the rest of the station’s band members. Jessica Simpson gets engaged to a dude with less money than a dirt farmer. Crazy homecoming stories are next with Woods’ baseball card trading with M1 Hawk so he could french girls. WoS has a compassionate boxing champ and the Chiefs coach giving the finger to the Broncos’ coach instead of a handshake. A dude from O-side named John Tyner recorded his ordeal at Lindberg where he told the TSA guard not to “touch his junk” before a pat down. This turns out to be the big news story of the day and leads to a huge debate about airport scanners and invasive pat-downs. A fired-up caller on the topic gets dubbed “The Interrupter”. Not surprisingly, Bill Clinton loves Bangkok. Mikey makes the huge Mikeython (28 hour show) announcement set for 6Am December 16th through 10Am December 17th with the scheduled movies Dirty Dancing and Waterworld! M1s pour in with their calls and questions regarding the big event. The new game Car Ride Play by play debuts. The issue of coaches laying their hands on kids returns and is debated by the cast and callers. Audio of Lou Holtz verbally blasting an intern to the point of tears is played and the gang ponders appropriate professional behavior. WoW asks The Kid his opinion on short haircuts for chicks (Posh Spice), fake names at Starbucks, and a couch slouch girlfriend who eventually evokes “Biz Mikey”. WoW continues after the 9Am break asking Woodsy about pooping in the presence of a spouse and The Kid lays down advice for laying cable. The real Uncle John of Uncle John’s Heavy Duty Bathroom Reader calls in to talk about how he gathers the interesting stories for his books. NTT has a hayseed themed take on rock songs and sees the return of the king. Audio of Billy Ray Cyrus walking out of an interview leads to a role-playing session with the achy breaky star. Is it too early for Christmas music and decorations? Mikey is 100% in on Christmas and Hilary loves the Nutcracker. Belly laughs commence when listening to two rednecks argue over a lawnmower. You think that guy has ever operated a power tool while buzzed on Keystone Light?
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