Friday November 19, 2010
The live audience gets to see Wizard Woodsy’s giant staff and hat; and all this with his clothes still on! Facebook decides the fate of the Michael Shannon tapes. Rain is in the forecast for the weekend, not that Sabrina would know, unless you produce some greenbacks. Mikey won’t be trying out for the Ice Capades anytime soon. Harry Potter talk is next, with in depth Potter trivia and JK Rowling cashes another check. Tony Parker and baseball player…er…actress Eva Longoria are divorcing thanks to Tony’s sexting with a former player’s wife. Jay breaks down his Turkey day preparations and mouths start watering. Who irritates Woods more, Captain Buzzkill or Prince Dumbface? An 11 year old went through a near death experience at age 4 and claims he went to heaven and met people he knew and had out of body visions. Woods hits the streets in search of a Whopper and a whopping reaction from regular folks about the Burger King employees writing “F U” on receipts. He hits a wall when he interviews the writer for the Mama Testa commercials. Wizard Woodsy calls in from the corner of Frazee and Friars as Mikey has him recite hilarious spells while the commuters honk and laugh at him. A M1 calls in while watching Woods drop magick on the passersby and Jay urges him to “show them his staff”! The Kid loves casting for blasting cigs so long as his wizard beard doesn’t catch fire. Donald Trump says he may run for president and vows to tax China while Sarah Palin chimes in. Sienna reveals the county speed traps and George Bush wants to be a greeter at Wal-Mart. Eskimo Bluewaters comes in fresh from the Harry potter premiere where she hit it off with a rapper named “$kittles” and she plays his song she produced sure to be a huge hit! EBW will be appearing at the LAC (Leafblower’s Association of California). Tiger blames golf itself for his cheating and Jay makes a “hole in one” joke. Sienna butt-slapped a stranger for his great hook shot. Woods used to think Mikey’s last name was Kioz, and then the Kid eats a cheeseburger, paper included! Of Course Jay wonders what it will look like when it comes out the other end. Mikey and Woods will be going to San Diego Harley Davidson to ride some hogs later in the day. A college professor youtube video calls out a yawning student and proceeds to flip out on the class. The gang analyzes the nutty professor’s motives for his tirade and Mikey agrees that yawning is rude. Classic Micheal Shannon tapes are played as the rotund DJ hits the easy-listening posts and reads news of a nude dude in British hotel while keeping one eye on his meatball sub. Next, Mikey’s old board operator JR calls in with more enthusiasm than a cheerleader team on amphetamines as he remembers Mikey’s old wardrobe, food habits, and white pickup truck! After a Chargers/Broncos MNF preview Mikey tells about meeting Ryan Matthews for bedifferentpact.com. Woods admits how the Bedifferent bracelet helps calm his urges to pop off in anger.
Bumper Music
| 1. Silver by Smashing Pumpkins |  |
| 2. Shadow Of The Season by Screaming Trees | |
| 3. Can’t You Hear Me Knocking by The Rolling Stones | |
| 4. Blvd. Nights by Team Sleep | |
| 5. Dear John by Taylor Swift | |
| 6. Lay It Down by Ratt | |
| 7. Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z | |
| 8. Rockin’ In The Free World by Neil Young | |
| 9. Black Thumbnail by Kings Of Leon | |
| 10. Malibu by Hole | |
| 11. Fly By Night by Rush | |
| 12. Arms Around Your Love by Chris Cornell | |
| 13. I Get It by Chevelle | |
| 14. Slide Away by Oasis | |