Tuesday November 23, 2010
Fantasy football talk brings up the question of how the BFMC affects LOB’s team. A caller wants an update on the dude in the white truck that speeds through Jay’s street. Who is the Phillip Rivers of the Mikey Show cast? Woods is now an official Charger fan and Mikey prepares to have his first soda in three months. Breaking news has Korea lobbing bombs at each other in a possible prelude to a North/South war. Mikey arranges for phone-screener Will to pick up his brother Steve at the airport. Woods thinks Sienna and LOB should be flattered if a dude “goes to war” on himself to pictures of the two of them. The girls get upset with a female caller giving Mikey her weight and being forward with him in a flirting way. Mikey calls out Woods after getting tired about hearing how huge The Kid claims his piece is and Woods requests a tape measure-no, a yardstick to go into the men’s room with. The gang loves grabbing fistfuls of McDonald’s fries on the drive home and points out you’re no human if you don’t. A Mythbusters appearance by President Obama creates a round of jokes although M1 Woobie gets Mikey to re-examine his take on it. The Incorporator calls a mobile dog grooming service as “Bryce” with his male dog “Sharon” and life partner “Elton” who argues with him towards the end of the call! Rebecca wants to dress up the boys in girls’ clothing and Mikey wants no part of it. Luke threatens to pee his way out of wearing a dress and creeps on baby Sage. Can an M1 win Mikey’s money? The ladies line opens up for “ask the guys” starting with M1 Michelle wondering about her BF’s Jekyll & Hyde behavior and the next call reveals a mama’s boy in mans’ clothing. What services would you pay extra for examines why Woods doesn’t mind screaming kids on airplanes. Callers call in with their ideas and Mikey tells about having to put his hands on someone else’s kid for knocking the twins around on a playground. A debate about actors having real sex during filming leads to a role play between Billy Bob Esparza and Scarlet Sienna. Woods remains steadfast in his opinion that celebrities don’t slay for real and Jay lets the creeper remarks fly regarding M1s’ moms. Skating (not the cool kind, the kind with ice) With the Stars will have Vince Neil of all people prancing around on the ice. Erin Andrews just can’t shake the creepers as a heavy breathing reporter tries to brush up on his pervert techniques. Woods evokes Mikey’s ire when he claims pesto is for dorks and tastes horrible. Oprah gives away more free crap and Woods and Mikey give away their dignity by admitting they watched it. A classic moment in radio occurs when Oprah announces everyone’s getting a free odorless turn and Woods screams and rips off his shirt like the incredible Hulk!
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