Monday December 13, 2010
The morning starts off after a game where the Chargers drubbed the Chiefs and nerves are on edge as the Mikeython nears. Sienna’s grandma is still playing favorites to sister Waverly’s dismay. San Diegans have fun in the sun while most of the country shivers in snow drifts. Mikey has more in common with the actual pigskin than a real NFL player. Kate Gosselin puts a capital B in beating. Jay’s trip with Jasper to see Santa makes Mikey cringe and Woods says happy birthday, pal. After Senor Beans calls in, Mikey’s sedated cat Jewels hits up the phone line to garner some attention for his sad life. A 6 year old M1 calls in with fashion tips. Mikey interviews Guy Fieri (the dyed-white haired food network professional cook and eater) to promote his new show and talk about how he ended up on TV. If you’re a foodie you don’t want to miss Mikey and Guy talk about everything culinary. NTT sees Woods get picked dead last as Christmas movies are the theme of the game, as if The Kid needed any further motivation to win. Mikey and the gang razzes Woodsy about his men’s baseball league as it is the lead story on WoS. Mikey recaps being a co-MC with Woods in a house full of ballplayers and all-stars. David Wells tried to reach Mikey at the old station to no avail, Mark Kotsay bid big $$$ on a M1 backstage pass and Mikey got in a bidding war with Kotsay for Rivers and Hoffman jerseys. The Kid texted pro ballplayer Mike Sweeney for help on his swing and gets a huge ration of jokes for it. Woodsy recaps his stalker-like tendencies and the jokes fly! A M1 calls in with his own star-struck encounter with Mikey during a trash route. A game of how many shirts the cast can put on in a set amount of time gets chaotic in a hurry as Jay and Woods go down to the wire. Mikey has to budget his allowance after his latest gadget purchase and Rebecca calls in to roast him. Can you picture Mikey dancing to N’Sync? Woods and Rebecca “text each other all the time like creeps”. Mikey accuses Woodsy of false modesty knowing if Woods was single the girls would be lining up by the hundreds to date him. LOB and Sienna try to convince Mikey he could still pull chicks if he was single. M1 Kate calls in to talk about whether or not she would be interested in Mikey and claims she’s “interested more in personality”. Mikey wonders if Kate’s a chubby chaser. Woodsy gets ecstatic when Sweeney texts him. Miley Cyrus took a hit from a bong of Saliva (no, not spit, no again, not the rock band) and the cast debates her behavior.
Bumper Music
1. PEARL JAM: GOT SOME
2. 30 SECONDS TO MARS: THE KILL
3. PINK: WHO KNEW
4. POISON: TALK DIRTY TO ME
5. PRINCE: KISS
6. QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE: LITTLE SISTER
7. QUIET RIOT: CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
8. RATT: YOU’RE IN LOVE
9. ROLLING STONES: DEAD FLOWERS
10. TWILIGHT SINGERS: BLACKBIRD AND THE FOX
11. U2: NEW YEARS DAY
12. VAN HALEN: PANAMA
13. WHIGS: RIGHT HAND ON MY HEART
14. PHIL COLLINS: AGAINST ALL ODDS