Monday 2/8/2010
The show opened up with Superbowl talk and out of that Woods announced because the Saints won, now “Reggie Bush has to marry it”. “It” being Kim Kardashian’s caboose. Mikey then introduced the M1 Dating Game. First up, M1 Megan, a young, strawberry haired girl whom this author thinks looks like Jesse from Saved by the Bell. Megan’s looking for her A.C. Slater and might even settle for Zack as long as he doesn’t smoke and isn’t poor. Further confusing men everywhere Sienna and Lauren then diss shopping at Tiffany’s for Valentines gifts. Hilarious argument follows. We then learn how to deal with screaming, crying babies. Woods talked about jackhole Warren Sapp tossing his girlfriend around the hotel room. Jay reveals his pet chicken, “Cricket” died and he mourned her loss by eating some hot wings. Cricket gave Jay “many a good egg” over the years.