Wednesday 2/24/2010
Jay gets a new mic and no longer sounds like a robot! Tony Kornheiser ridicules Hanna Storm’s outfit and gathers a diverse reaction. Women are now allowed to be on Navy submarines for the first time ever. We learn that whatever you do, don’t call Lauren a broad. Mikey reads an email asking if it’s cool to wear fake wedding rings to get the slobbering perv’s off your back. Woods slays it next as “The Incorporator” prank calling Jethro’s bait shop. Yes, I made up the Jethro name, could have been Toothless Larry’s bait shop, either way it was a hilarious bit. Mikey can’t stop fingering his huge red zit. Lauren tells the horrifying story of freaking out when “She accidentally got beef in her mouth”. The next segment asks the crew and listeners “What Have You Done That You’re Not Proud Of” and M1s call in with some doozies. Mikey talks about his golfing outing. Tom Tom Girl reveals she’s lonely so Mike sets her up with Movie Phone Guy! Not only is Woods not a hippy because he doesn’t recycle but he takes heat for chewing anything and everything plastic within his reach. Neil Diamond returns to bag on Lord of the Rings geeks in song. Lastly Sienna reads news about things that are bad for your heart to which Woodsie blurts out “speedballs”!