Tuesday March 2, 2010
News and intros all around, and there’s a new seating arrangement in the studio with Woodsie’s self described “crack den” in between the girls. The gang then ponders how safe running alone is for girls and possible solutions. Sienna announces the new Dancing with the Clowns lineup. Mikey is convinced Rebecca’s trying to fatten him up and Si admits to pushing food on Todd in the same manner. Lauren tells weird story about hiking and finding a strange dude in camouflage hiding in the bushes. Good news to average fellows everywhere, Sienna and other female M1s say six pack abs are not attractive! Woods admits he still wants a six pack so Italian Dude Frankie offers his help. Next is the best burger in town debate. Tom Tom Girl weighs in on baby talk and complains that Woods won’t give her an upgrade. Woods of Wisdom is announced, check the site and participate! Dude Yer Dumb follows; The Kid doesn’t suffer fools in the grocery store. Urinal talk leads to many curious questions from the girls. I’ve heard of ‘penis envy’ but ‘urinal envy’? Mikey can’t go if dudes next to him try to strike up a chat. Lauren then tells her story of seeing a little kid get shanked by a fisherman’s hook at the beach. This prompts gnarly fishing stories and hook injuries from the M1 Nation. Sienna reveals she does nude spray-tanning. This conversation leads to talk about Brazilian waxing stories where Jay asks, “Are they hiring”? How to break your baby off the pacifier culminates into embarrassing thing your parents do, which seems to be about 85% dads are more embarrassing than moms.