Thursday March 4, 2010
Mikey has problems with his chair to start the show. Airport scanner talk gets mixed opinions as Mikey admits he doesn’t want surveillance people checking out his “cupcake”. Hoyle barges in to ask why no one is wearing Dockers as per his dress code and schools them on horn honking technique. An Aircraft Controller must have picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue because he lets his little kid take the control tower over which draws a diverse reaction. Michael Shannon does an American Idol/Coldplay mash-up song. Dave Matthews’ snoring under the console gets Hoyle’s attention so he wakes up the sleepy stoner. Dave admits he’s hung over from hanging out with Jay the night before but wins Hoyle over with a cover of Poison’s “Every Rose Has Its Thorn”. Lauren’s Kombucha followers call in to defend the “drink”, prompting Mikey to go against his better judgment and try some and the results are hilarious. The smell of the stuff alone nearly clears the room. Susanna brings Woodsie a special treat, and then sings the Woods sports theme in two very different versions. More news is next, Megan Fox is not a Floozy and an email leads to technical faux pas stories. The great Coolio debate is next, and Woods splits his pants at the crotch causing him to declare he wishes he could wear velour “juicy” pants like Sienna. The tee shirt debate then sees Lauren and Sienna on opposite sides. Sienna says that she longs to be able to spit in public like a dude and Mikey, Woods, and Jay discuss everyman’s worst fear: the prostate exam.