Monday March 8, 2010
The week begins with an update on the Chelsea King and now Amber Dubois stories. We learn Jay’s wife is a member of the Screen Actor’s Guild and gets to watch new movies way before their release date which leads into more Academy Awards talk. Sandra Bullock’s fake southern accent bothers Woods and Mikey. Lauren is laughed at for wearing her boyfriend’s wolf tee shirt and Woods on Sports discusses the huge NASCAR wreck and the Steelers’s Big Ben groping gals again…allegedly. Kasim Osgood is the latest Bolt to bolt the team. Sienna reads 7 Red Flags That Should Send a Dude Running from a Date list. From this we discover Sienna is low maintenance. Tom Tom Girl is in love with Movie Phone Guy and MPG is so emotional he makes Mikey hit the dump button. As far as this author and The Kid are concerned when it comes to Guitar Hero “pick up a real guitar” instead if you’re over the age of twelve. Mikey plays tense audio of the Poker Tournament robbery and 80’s Spandex King Brett Michaels teams up with Miley Cyrus. The Kid then dolls out knowledge on Woods of Wisdom. Tom Tom Girl returns to challenge Kathy Ireland’s interviewing skills which brings out Hoyle to tell the gang how much he loves them. Sienna reads news of a woman shaving her pubes while driving (again, I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried, folks!). Things That Should Be Banned prompts Woods’ dad to call in with a great one. Frankie shows off his toe ring and invites a reluctant Woods to oil up, lift weights, and get matching toe rings! Mikey had a hard time snorkeling and Lauren liked to aggressively tackle boys when she was little and force them to kiss her.