Wednesday March 10, 2010
Tragic breaking news of actor Corey Haim starts the show, found dead just hours earlier in L.A. David Letterman’s blackmailer gets sentenced and mean girl Lindsey Lohan decides to sue E-Trade for using her name on a commercial. I guess her liquor cabinet is getting empty, or as Woods speculates, she’s low on blow! Weird story of another celebrity blackmailer this time involving Cindy Crawford. Lauren’s new tee shirt is a lion this time. Ladainian Tomlinson visits with the NFC North champs Minnesota Vikings. Mikey’s Uncle Chewy stops in to drop some advice and bag on every show member! Airport travails (not travels) that irritate us the most is next, like the shoe remover, baggage issues, and flight attendants who think they are stand up comedians. The Incorporator calls up a fabric and craft shop and after Woods is done he admits it was the toughest one yet. Susanna the intern brings Woods some breakfast. Neil Diamond is confused American Idol with the show Matlock, then gets mimicked by Lauren! Manly Things Wives Do at Home brings out the true nature of Mikey and Woods. Don’t be a handyman, be a pansyman! Mikey plays the audio of the Prius with a stuck accelerator. Dave Matthews stops by all cleaned up and fresh but still high as a kite because he thinks he’s playing the Oscars next week. Mikey tickles Woods, Woods pats Jay’s butt and Frankie busts in overly excited to tickle Woods and ends up spanking him! Worst road trips stories have Lauren tell of the time she picked up a stinky hitchhiker.