Friday March 12, 2010
The show begins with a packed house of M1’s. Mikey announces they will soon be getting a phone screener to Jay’s delight but Hoyle says not so fast. News about the Prius guy being a phony and John Gardiner’s mishandling by the State and bumbling authorities. Mikey bags on 3D televisions but Michael Shannon might actually like them. Mikey’s golf instructor Lee steps up to the mic. When should kids get their own cell phone leads to cell and voice mail etiquette. Scariest air travel moments are next and Frankie says he wants to face-paint Woods. Mikey plays audio of Donald Trump making Letterman uncomfortable. The Incorporator calls a lumber yard and knocks another one out of the park. There seems to be no way Woods will ever stumble in this bit but Hoyle still doesn’t get it so he schools The Kid on how to use a proper radio voice. Sienna Sings starts out with “only 24 years old” excuse and has never heard “Live & Let Die” in her life! She does a great job on Ozzy’s “Crazy Train” but then makes Brett Michael’s headband spin when she tries to sing Poison’s “Talk Dirty to me”. New movie releases gives reason for Twilight Dracula Edward to come in for a comical appearance. Pre-date tips for before you go on that first date but opinions vary. Finally! Jet packs are available but they cost $90 grand. Mikey then tells his uproarious sky diving story. Kids who out there parents question has Jay tell of his son pointing out to the grocery clerk that daddy has a big wee wee. Clear indicators that you like food too much. Mikey’s testimony wraps it all up.