Thursday July 22, 2010
Mikey tells us about his prescription problems after his dad’s surgery. The Del Mar Race track is open once again, bringing with it the I-5 traffic and lady big hats. Comic Con is also under full geek sway as nerds from all over the nation converge on our fine city. Should action movies be headlined by tough dudes or butt-kicking chicks? Tree hugger Jay can build a tree house without putting a single nail in the tree. Mikey complains about angry parents at amusement parks until he realizes he might be one himself. LOB’s not the only female cast member who likes her chocolate dark. Woods’ list of top 50 earning athletes has some surprises at the top. Senor Beans calls in singing praises to “Yeff & Yare” and questions Woodsy about “chalk” collars! Sienna finds the voice of 26 year old gazillionaire dweeb CEO of Facebook hysterical. Someone should “poke” him. The Panel discusses Facebook’s staying power, the death of cd’s, and the existence of karma. Do most sequels to awesome movies suck? Mikey plays the funny new Mapple ad promoting the new ITool. Should a man use a woman’s razor and vice versa? Sienna reveals a huge secret of what she uses Todd’s razor for in the shower, yeah, the same one he uses on his face! To Mikey’s squirmy disbelief, Rebecca calls in to drop a hidden truth on Mikey about her uses for his own razor and this leads to funny toothbrush-sharing revelations. Don’t be eating breakfast like I was for what happens next. A M1 calls in with the story of a dude he worked with who shaved with a strange woman’s razor and ended up with a yeast infection on his face! Lauren recalls the hilarious true tale of a guy who rubbed a chick’s shower pumice stone (used on the bottom of her feet) on his face (for reasons that remain unclear, maybe he had some gnarly blackheads). What results is something like this: Stop the itching and the burning, use Tough Actin’ Tinactin, “Fungus Face”! The game of “shocking roulette” debuts, a contraption with four finger holes and four people try it with one bound to receive a jolt. All hell breaks loose in the studio! The game doesn’t go easy on poor LOB, The Kid “pulls out” in fear both times, and Jay lays down some good dirty jokes! Sarah Palin gives her opinion on her future son in law named after a pair of 501’s. Levi audio is next, and you can forget about whatever the punk is saying because all anyone can focus on is the harp music in the background. Harp jokes don’t run in this segment, they gallop! An irritated M1 calls in defending harps and the harpists that pluck them, but Mikey can’t help but go into a role playing session parody of “The Bachelorette” accompanied with harp music. At what age is a woman considered most attractive sees the harp return during a Woodsy voice impression roast! LOL is so blue-hair, Sienna found out, and Sabrina sass talks Mike and teaches us what the cool kids are abbreviating these days. How about this one: WISAGTGAWR? When Is Sabrina Actually Going To Give A Weather Report? The 5-second rule leads back to Jamie’s infamous photo of The Kid enjoying some cereal on the toilet. Dynamic dudes don’t do dishes, you know that, Mockey! Anyone for a dog food smoothie? Mikey ends the show with another fond Sean memory while Woods yawns and rolls his eyes.
Bumper Music
| 1. Rain by The Cult |  |
| 2. Cum On Feel The Noize by Quiet Riot | |
| 3. So Tight by Greg Dulli | |
| 4. Secrets by OneRepublic | |
| 5. Kill Me Carolyne by The Whigs | |
| 6. Impossible by Anberlin | |
| 7. The Space Between by Dave Matthews Band | |
| 8. Wish You Were Here by Incubus | |
| 9. Tears Are Falling by Kiss | |
| 10. White Room by Cream | |
| 11. China Girl by David Bowie | |
| 12. Summertime by DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince | |
| 13. Dear Mama by 2Pac | |
| 14. My First Kiss by 3oh!3 | |
| 15. Soul Meets Body by Death Cab for Cutie | |
| 16. The Boys Of Summer by Don Henley | |