Friday September 17, 2010
Today I gathered with the ‘magnificent seventeen’ M1s as the party atmosphere invaded the new studio. Mikey lets everyone in on what had only been buzzing around, that he almost had to take the day off and cancel the live studio because of his gall stone pain that landed him in the hospital Thursday evening. Mike’s Doctor (who sounds like a tech support agent for Dell computers) suggested blood work, an ultrasound, and more procedures involving needles and Mikey high-tailed it out of there despite the pain. Nitta, Mikey’s nanny was also in studio along with Rebecca and Jamie and she shoots him Hungarian daggers when he speaks in her accent. One look at Nitta and I knew why Mikey’s brother Steve wanted to flirt with her. Woodsy ran into some trouble on Facebook when he posted about the Chargers’ blackout this Sunday. M1’s give their reasons why blackouts are occurring with a consistent division championship team. Woodsy’s water cooler will give him a leg up on everyone. Along with the Acid Lady, Joaquin Phoenix’s new movie is a fake and Mikey wonders what they use for fake cocaine when they show actors snorting rails. WoS has an exclusive interview with M1 Winder who shot a hole in one on the golf course. Guess who’s playing the Superbowl halftime? Here’s a hint, when in doubt, just pee your pants! The Kid gets fired up about accusations against Derek “The Cheater” Jeter and a lively debate ensues with Jay and Mikey ganging up on him as Woods tries to explain the nature of being competitive. The E network’s new reality show where brides to be can win free trips under the knife for plastic surgery is compared to “The Swan” which LOB hated yet watched every episode. The Panel agrees Katy Perry should have taken the high road instead of humiliating some poor guy she went to high school with. Oprah’s not leaving TV exactly; just network TV, so a new hilarious parody song is played. Woodsy recaps his horrendous day and what happened to him when he took the wrong medication. After the hot potato game between Woods and Jay the winner gets to “split the uprights” with BB King! Food is brought in by Wahoo’s courtesy of www.catertoyousd.com. Check them out, they even brought in beer at 8am and it didn’t last long with this crowd! Mikey tries to understand why the NAACP wants to legalize pot, which leads to Lauren and Woods to share their experiences with the hippy lettuce. Bill Clinton “never inhaled” pot, but he speaks fondly of his squeaky clean new son-in-law. LOB recaps her baby niece not liking her. Luke is accused of being another baby misanthropist so he calls in to defend himself, beleaguer his old man, demand money for his bookie, and even involves me in his schemes! The trade up charity game comes to a great close as Mark from Maui makes it right. Mikey pulls out random questions from his “Box O’ Bits” and the laughs flow from one question to the next. The studio audience gets hysterical when Mikey has a body shot of booze explained to him. Tom Tom Girl gets sensitive about her dating scene before she begins an awesome game of Tom Tom Tunes. Woodsy has no interest in Mikey’s favorite new show, “Swamp People”. Despite the editor’s cap, Woodsy has a difficult time shuffling through the news. Boston accents come and go during audio of “The Town”. LOB tells about her worst drunken email. Woods anticipates losing lots of money as he prepares to head off to Vegas for the weekend.
Bumper Music
| 1. Love Spreads by The Stone Roses |  |
| 2. Right Hand On My Heart by The Whigs | |
| 3. Panama by Van Halen | |
| 4. Cuts Like A Knife by Bryan Adams | |
| 5. Sister Havana by Urge Overkill | |
| 6. Trippin’ on a Hole in a Paper Heart by Stone Temple Pilots | |
| 7. Debonair by The Afghan Whigs | |
| 8. Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground by The White Stripes | |
| 9. Remedy by The Black Crowes | |
| 10. Wish You Were Here by Incubus | |
| 11. Beauty School by Deftones | |
| 12. Good Grief by Foo Fighters | |
| 13. Radiation Vibe by Fountains Of Wayne | |
| 14. Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) by Journey | |
| 15. Who Do You Love by George Thorogood | |
| 16. Think About You by Guns N’ Roses | |