Thursday September 16, 2010
Mikey worries about his mustache still missing hairs from the previous day’s a-waxin’. The Jets need to take a sexual harassment class in the news and Chelsea’s Law takes down its first pervert in East County. The record Jeopardy winner might even be smarter than Alex Trebec and the cast gets young and restless with soap opera talk. A Nubian Prince calls in to try and tickle LOB’s fancy, followed by a M1 who says he got to live Mikey’s dream of inspecting a freeway! Not texting and driving is a tough law for the cast to obey. Attention fellas, the new studio may be cold enough to cause shrinkage! A 6 year old girl getting voted off the cheerleading team for her parent’s complaint about the suggestive cheer chant is discussed. Mikey thinks Lauren would make a good contestant on Survivor even though she has never seen a single episode. Jay is all in and has even sent in audition tapes so Mike offers to help Jay put together a new one. OJ hides his Heisman and then laughs about it. The familiar Hall & Oates bass line fires us up for the long awaited return of The Incorporator! The Kid’s nerves are on high as Mikey attempts to dial up an auto mechanic. Captain Buzzkill calls in to claim his hatred for the Incorporator and compares it to civil unrest while breathing harder than a tornado. Mikey explains why people eating gross things on TV is right up his alley and LOB gets queasy when she learns what Belut is. Anyone for a whipped cow horn blood smoothie? As if Woods didn’t hate milk enough, he is now 100% out on it as Jay describes milk mucous. Poor sister Waverly, if Sienna is now second fiddle to Sage in Grandma’s eyes what will she get now, a nickel? Old Time Radio explores outdated speech patterns and Seany O’Boy gets fondly remembered. What’s the poorest you’ve ever been? Lauren recaps dropping an F Bomb on jerks during her comedy set. Sienna stops by with baby Sage and the room brightens! It doesn’t take long for Jay’s boob jokes. Woodsy begs Sienna to help him with the news. Lee Ann Rimes tries to explain her cheatin’ heart. Sienna hanging out throughout the remainder of the show makes everyone urge her to come back early, especially when the gang fires off jokes about weird jobs that pay well. Mikey has considered spray tanning. Hilary coos over Sage and Woodsy admits his fears about adopting a baby and suggests maybe he adopts an “18 year old Swedish girl” instead!
Bumper Music
| 1. All American Man by Kiss |  |
| 2. Cat Scratch Fever by Pantera | |
| 3. Black Thumbnail by Kings Of Leon | |
| 4. Heartbreaker by Led Zeppelin | |
| 5. Seek & Destroy by Metallica | |
| 6. Rockin Stroll by Lemonheads | |
| 7. Heard It In A Love Song by The Marshall Tucker Band | |
| 8. Girlfriend by Matthew Sweet | |
| 9. Aneurysm by Nirvana | |
| 10. I Melt With You by Modern English | |
| 11. There She Goes by The La’s | |
| 12. A Place For My Head by Linkin Park | |
| 13. Straight Lines by Silverchair | |
| 14. Supersonic by Oasis | |
| 15. Love Is A Battlefield by Pat Benatar | |
| 16. The Tempest by Pendulum | |