Monday September 27, 2010
Mikey does his funny Hacksaw Lee Hamilton impression in the wake of another senseless Chargers loss. Callers flood the lines to moan about the befuddled Bolts. Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of jail and back in rehab uses the “everybody’s doing it” excuse for turning her boogers white. The heat spell is the topic on the gang’s weekend recaps. Mikey tells about explaining a PB & J sandwich to Nitta, his Hungarian nanny. Woods pulls no punches and tells all of San Diego they don’t deserve a playoff baseball team and a “busy” Norv Turner calls in during WoS. Who on the Mikey Show is addicted to Facebook? The answers may surprise you. Jay remembers the joy of AC/DC on 8-track tapes. Mikey recaps the Rush documentary he watched and “bathroom songs”. Katy Perry made a lasting impression on Elmo & Grover. Katy’s so hot she may have even turned Bert & Ernie straight! Directly from her rich parent’s house, Eskimo Bluewaters barges in and talks about her new Twitter page. EBW then plays her sweet new song about Mikey called “Isn’t He Neurotic?” In between gulps of his bucket of gravy, Lavar explains why he should play for the Chargers. Captain Buzzkill calls in to complain about Lavar while showing appreciation for Primus, Deep Purple, and King Crimson. Buzzkill claims he hates everything about the Mikey Show except when they talk about food which gets him hot and bothered! Did hookers bend it with Beckham? Nitta is shocked that Rebecca married Mikey and wonders if their union is legal. Proving to not be a smart move (meaning taken seriously by the crew) Mikey admits to liking the Smart Car. Mikey then heaps more laughs directed his way when he says he rifled through his housekeepers purse like a creepy violator. Rebecca calling in prompts a call from a surly Luke, not happy about Mikey getting a Smart Car as well as being fed up with his twin brother, Ryan. Woodsy loves comedian Craig Gass and Mike tells the story about how he first met the voice master. Audio from Iran’s lunatic President sees him throwing American culture back in our faces. Alleged boy grabbing Bishop Eddie Long addresses his huge congregation. Kings of Leon jokes are wearing thin on Woodsy, but he has plenty of airline hi-jinx to describe from his trip. The Kid then does a flip into the Love Sack and a modest M1 invites all of San Diego to his birthday party at a bar. A M1’s mom wonders if Mikey and Woods are gay. UB40 demands no talking during their set!
Bumper Music
| 1. Your Time Has Come by Audioslave |  |
| 2. Miles Iz Dead Lyrics by Afghan Whigs | |
| 3. Shiver by Coldplay | |
| 4. What Do You Do For Money Honey by AC/DC | |
| 5. Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie | |
| 6. Where The Streets Have No Name by U2 | |
| 7. Just Like Heaven by The Cure | |
| 8. Dominos by The Big Pink | |
| 9. Roadhouse Blues by The Doors | |
| 10. Wake Up Time For Freedom by The Cult | |
| 11. White Wedding by Billy Idol | |
| 12. Angry Chair by Alice In Chains | |
| 13. Locked Up by Akon | |
| 14. I Got Mine by The Black Keys | |
| 15. Devils Haircut by Beck | |
| 16. Satisfied by The War | |