Tuesday September 28, 2010
Mikey addresses his critics in San Diego. Woodsy watched “I’m Still Here” and puts Joaquin Phoenix in the same class as Marlon Brando. The girl from Encinitas who claimed to be sexually abducted made the whole thing up to cover for meeting a creeper she met on the internet. Mikey tells about being approached in public by fans. The Kid has thin skin, so be careful what bits of his you criticize. LOB makes up a word for word of the day that doesn’t even exist and Lavar is wearing a pair of them! Jay explains how to make a “poop pipe” for rock climbing. WoS reports on the NFL going to an eighteen game season next year. Obama’s ratings are in the toilet but he can still talk the talk. Top military officials are revealing accounts of UFOs hanging around nuclear sites and Woodsy says there’s no such thing as aliens from other planets, Pete. Captain Buzzkill loves aliens however, and even breathes like one! M1s call in with their takes and Stephen Hawking is so smart he’s dumb, says Mikey and Woods. According to Woodsy all UFO sightings can be attributed to “Avatar nerds”. Unaware that his American Idol audition to be the new host was recorded, Hoyle has to explain himself. Look out Seacrest, here comes the hysterical hayseed! Name That Tune goes kazoo out the wazoo and LOB admits she’s a “half second stupider” than Woods. The gang then busts out their kazoos and play TV themes like a morning zoo outfit, culminating into a birthday serenade for Jamie. Vanilla Ice loves his kangaroo and Woods offers $100 to any dude willing to find a girl dumb enough to fall for the “lose da zero and get wid da hero” pickup line. Band Vs. Band pits Miley Cyrus (she’s a band??) against the Red Hot Chili Peppers. The callers decide and Woods gets accused of plagiarism. Do you take the empty better seats at a ballgame? Jay mimics a baby breastfeeding and grosses out Mikey. Old Time Radio visits Charlie Chan and blind lady Judy facing off against Judy’s “Daddy”. News of a bigoted debt collector berating and cursing out a bank customer is next. Woods makes a remark about Seal’s facial scars during new releases and Buzzkill gets riled up again. M1 Virgin Nikki calls in while getting a C section.
Bumper Music
| 1. Shimmer by Fuel |  |
| 2. So Alive Lyrics by Ryan Adams | |
| 3. On The Loose by Saga | |
| 4. By Your Side by Sade | |
| 5. Stolen by Dashboard Confessional | |
| 6. Miracle by Foo Fighters | |
| 7. Frail & Bedazzled by Smashing Pumpkins | |
| 8. You My Flower by The Afghan Whigs | |
| 9. This Charming Man by The Smiths | |
| 10. Limelight by Rush | |
| 11. Give It Away by Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| 12. Hot N Cold by Katy Perry | |
| 13. Don’t You (Forget About Me) by Simple Minds | |
| 14. Bonnie Brae by The Twilight Singers | |
| 15. Dreams by Whiskeytown | |
| 16. Needtobreathe by Lay ´em Down | |