Thursday September 30, 2010
Greg Giraldo’s death is big news and is accompanied with audio of the late comedian. Kassim Osgood gets pistol whipped by a scorned ex-boyfriend of a NFL cheerleader he wasn’t even supposed to be seeing and then dives out of a two-story window like he was making a tackle! I say offer Kassim 3 Charger Girls if he’ll just come back here and cover kick offs. Meg Whitman had an illegal housekeeper who somehow holds a press conference, video is available on Ebay. LOB gives her idea of hot chicks. Is Mikey a fuddy duddy when it comes to cussing or lewd remarks? Sienna is sorely missed by all, but none more than Mike and Woods. A poor kid killed himself after his jerk peers video taped him having sex in his dorm room and then put it on the web and this story delves into talk about regulating the internet. Woods and Mikey tease Jay about “watching” cycling. Michael Bolton reacts to being canned from Dancing with Has-beens. A Bolton restaurant role play ensues. Worst break ups is next and Woodsy tells his awful break up story involving haircuts, Jack Daniels, and boxer shorts. Mikey’s merry-go-round of break ups gets Jay to make a hysterical “Sweet n’ Sour pork” joke! Callers chime in and M1 John wants to lose his girl Mandy but an angry Mandy decides to call in and all hell breaks loose! After the 8am break Neil Diamond comes by to petition fans to get him in the rock and roll hall of fame and he criticizes everyone before playing his song for Lady GaGa after several tossed guitars. Old Uncle Neil is convinced Woodsy is on drugs. Buzzkill hates the way the gang treats Neil and tries to downplay being a M1. Songs you love to hate is next with Woods wanting to beat up Paul Simon and dissing my boys Iron Maiden. Buzzkill returns (does he have a hotline #?) and calls out Mikey for yelling at Woods. Hilarious audio of a woman screaming in pain while getting a tattoo might just be Hoyle’s mama! Ding Dong Sing Along needs a disclaimer (even though Mikey is only ripping off himself). Levi Johnston knows very little about world affairs but he knows a lot about knocking up underage girls, therefore he’s a shoe-in to be the next mayor of an Alaskan town. The gang ponders PING! A musical mash-up of AC/Dc’s Thunderstruck and the Ghostbusters’s theme is jammed.
Bumper Music
| 1. She’s A Beauty by The Tubes |  |
| 2. Like A G6 by Far East Movement | |
| 2. Only Time Will Tell Lyrics by Asia | |
| 3. The Breakup Song by Greg Kihn | |
| 4. Is She Really Going Out With Him? by Joe Jackson | |
| 5. Sick Of Myself by Matthew Sweet | |
| 6. Harden My Heart by Quarterflash | |
| 7. I Got You by Split Enz | |
| 8. Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benatar | |
| 9. Breakdown by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | |
| 10. Here and Now by Letters To Cleo | |
| 11. Friends Of P. by The Rentals | |
| 12. Deeper Shade Of Soul by Urban Dance Squad | |
| 13. Got You (Where I Want You) by The Flys | |
| 14. Hold The Line by Toto | |
| 16. Paper Planes by M.I.A. | |