Tuesday October 5, 2010
Lauren’s pretty, pearly white teeth spark mouthwash talk. The Kid just doesn’t get Conan O’Brien. An old geriatric judge loves him some stripper enough to buy drugs for her and take the rap. An unremorseful Frenchman who swindled his own country will be getting frenched real good in jail. Those poor miners trapped still trapped in the shaft in Chile might just get out by Halloween. A man pulled over by the cops admitted to having weed on him but has no idea where the cocaine in his butt got there. What’choo talkin’ ‘bout Willis? Bruce Willis tries to gets us excited for his latest movie. WoS updates the NFL’s most model citizens with reports on Michael Vick’s injury, a juiced up Charger, and the return of Big Ben. Jay’s fillet fern calls in to confirm its love for discarded banana peels and proceeds to fillet the whole cast. Ridiculous real 911 calls are next. Rebecca wants Mikey to take Salsa lessons and his lackluster reaction prompts her to reveal Mikey uses an orange sippy cup at home! The gang duct tapes 94/9 Promotions Director Adam to the studio wall Woods wants to torture the guy with a habanero pepper from Mikey’s pocket. The platform Adam was standing on is finally removed and he stays stuck to the wall like a sticky booger! LOB gets excited for tongue and skeeves Mike out with how she deals with her salad. Woods reports on more bedbugs at a local fire station and Lauren proves she knows a great deal about hoses. Speaking of expertise, a report on male grooming habits tests Mikey’s. States with the worst drivers gets Sarah Palin upset, you silly-willy-billy-nilly! DYD points out combative guy at airport security checkpoints and The Kid admits doing a DYD himself with his new car. The gang appreciates the musical genius of Brian Wilson and the Beach Boys. Witchy woman Christine O’Donnell puts out a commercial saying she doesn’t really own a bubbling cauldron or ride a broom. The topic jar asks about running away from home, recycling, stereotypes, and flirting. Nitta wonders if Mikey was in prison because of all his tats and still can’t figure out why Rebecca didn’t marry a tall, handsome man like Woods. I her country, Ken Leighton would not be writing on bathroom walls, let alone for a newspaper. Captain Buzzkill calls in to pour on the guilt. A man’s grooming no-no’s make LOB look more tolerant than Mikey and Woods. Toasted Skin Syndrome is a danger to Mikey and his nude lap-topping habit. New Release’s has the new Toby Keith music that scares Mikey. Buzzkill calls back in a huff when the gang laughs it up imagining what he looks like. Jay creeps on Hilary’s description of the tattoo on her back.
Bumper Music
| 1. Somebody To Shove by Soul Asylum |  |
| 2. Bulls on Parade by Rage Against The Machine | |
| 3. Cum On Feel The Noize by Quiet Riot | |
| 4. Still Remains by Stone Temple Pilots | |
| 5. Bitch by The Rolling Stones | |
| 6. Fly By Night by Rush | |
| 7. Can’t Hardly Wait by The Replacements | |
| 8. Halo by Deep Blue Something | |
| 9. Surrender by Cheap Trick | |
| 10. Don’t Worry Baby by The Beach Boys | |
| 11. New York, New York by Ryan Adams | |
| 12. If You Could Only See by Tonic | |
| 13. Love My Way by The Psychedelic Furs | |
| 14. Singing In My Sleep by Semisonic | |
| 15. I Walk Alone by Oleander | |
| 16. All The King’s Horses by Robert Plant | |