Wednesday October 6, 2010
Welcome to Woodsy’s favorite and least favorite day of the year. She might not cry over spilled milk, but LOB laughs over spilled cream. The harrowing story of an unemployed hero who rescued a kidnapped girl is followed by a tragic news story of two drugged out idiots who taped a baby to a wall (not related to the Mikey Show prank from the previous day). What happens when a bag of Sun Chips that is safe for the environment turns out to be loud and obnoxious and doesn’t sell? Sun Chips decides the environment be damned, that’s what. Mikey remembers his stint working on a “modern oldies” station with a hep cat named “Royce”. WoS has major NFL trade news, Lebron James audio from Mikey’s fish tank, and MLB playoffs updates. Prop 19 (the most important thing to stoners since the 99cents store started selling brand name candy and Little Debbies) is discussed and turns into a huge topic that lasts a couple of segments. We know wear Mikey stands on the issue but what about Woods, Lauren, and Jay? Captain Buzzkill calls in and accuses me of sneaking into his house to take his picture and threatens to sue everybody. Woodsy claims I’ve been sleeping with CBK’s mom, for which at this time I have no comment (she’s not half bad, really). Mikey thinks about getting a nose job and Michael Jackson calls in to give tips and claims he never had any work done. Mikey croons Elton John songs in the shower to Rebecca’s embarrassment. Hilarity ensues when a curious yet repulsed Nitta gets involved! The quick draw BB gun shooting challenge begins and results in some sore rear ends and a true deadeye marksman emerges. The 911 call of the paparazzi photographer whose foot was run over by Paris Hilton is next. Meg Whitman gets more heat on “Nanny Gate” which leads to Mikey’s nephew Nacho admitting he was Meg’s pool boy and made out with her and then turns on Woods for peer pressure huffing! An email from a former booty call friend with benefits doesn’t want his buddy tapping that. A role play with LOB and Mikey results in a strange yet funny scenario. If the married men on the Mikey Show need an assistant to go on work lunch dates with LOB in order to spend more time with their wives you guys know where to find me. This topic goes on for quite a bit especially when a girl calls in saying it’s great to have relationships with the opposite sex whether her husband likes it or not. “Better Not Ban My Peanuts” makes a triumphant return! Should Jake get a mash-up tune to jam at his party? A list of the best guitar riffs kicks axe. Liza Minnelli and Larry King banter about their past marriage, Maroon 5, GaGa, Bieber, and other hilarious shared interests. Woods says he’d happily do the same thing Martha Stewart did that got her thrown in jail which I’m sure you’ll read about in next weeks San Diego Reader. Did The Kid pass gas in the studio and blame it on LOB’s squeaky chair? Listen and decide.
Bumper Music
| 1. Custard Pie by Led Zeppelin |  |
| 2. Happy Together by The Turtles | |
| 3. It’s A Shame About Ray by The Lemonheads | |
| 4. Heart Of Glass by Blondie | |
| 5. Son Of A Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield | |
| 6. Someone Saved My Life Tonight by Elton John | |
| 7. Too Shy by Kajagoogoo | |
| 8. Here Comes The Sun by George Harrison | |
| 9. Alone I Break by Korn | |
| 10. Rock Rock by Def Leppard | |
| 11. Crazy On You by Heart | |
| 12. Naked Eye by Luscious Jackson | |
| 13. Refugee by Tom Petty | |
| 14. Wrapped Around Your Finger by Police | |
| 15. More Than This by Roxy Music | |
| 16. The Red by Chevelle | |