Thursday October 7, 2010
Mikey’s now famous “mustake” with his mustache shaving mishap dominates the morning’s snickers and giggles. Woods simply can’t stop focusing on Mike’s reverse Hitler botch job. M1s try to console Mikey with their trimming horror stories. Once Jay puts up a picture on Facebook and the comments start rolling in, Mikey can’t take it anymore and sends Chris to the store for shaving cream and razors to make it right. Cementing 2010 as the Year of the Pitcher, Roy Halladay throws a no-hitter for the Phillies in the veteran’s first playoff game. Funny time returns as Nitta rips on Mikey’s mustache in a how do you say…a hilarious stream of zingers? LOB’s house smells like Moss, and unfortunately for her it’s not Randy Moss. Claiming it is as much fun to do as it must be for dudes to watch, Lauren explains “hardcore dancing”. Luke calls in to promote his Facebook page and creeps on LOB’s niece. Mikey finally shaves his stash during a break and becomes a teenaged version of himself and now it’s Lauren who can’t stop staring at him! Woods explains his postseason superstitions and their effect on poor Jamie. Jay gets the new pictures of Mikey up and Rebecca calls in with her reaction. Urban Survivor returns for another white knuckled adventure. A woman who mistook super glue for her eye drops follows. Oprah’s interview of a woman with 20 personalities gets the cast wondering how many different personalities they all have. Pull LOB’s finger for a monster or a princess if you dare. Captain Buzzkill, perhaps out of breath from puffing Newports calls in all worked up and Lauren fools him into thinking he called a Russian bride service! A White House advisor tells David Letterman about the supernatural the President’s Seal fell off the podium and Hillary Clinton claims she doesn’t want to job swap with veep Biden. The Kid continues to pressure Mikey to wear a wig to Fashion Valley Mall. A text about a guy who doesn’t dig his girl calling him ‘baby’ sparks talk of lame pet names. Michael Shannon returns to announce wine festivals, hit posts, and seduce gullible chicks. Jay recaps the time he first met Mikey and thought he was an angry jerk. Wolfgang has plenty of swell ideas for Mikey’s new clean shaven look and even earns a dump button! What things is the gang sick of? LOB pontificates on if a person can succeed in the entertainment business without succumbing to the trappings of fame. Oh that CBK, calling in angry everyday! Woods reprises his role as a sales recruiter and role-plays trying to recruit Mikey and woos him to change jobs. Poland might just have the best punishment for sex offenders. It’s Apple or nothing if you own a laptop, unless you’re a handsome 94/9 engineer.
Bumper Music
| 1. Around The Fur by Deftones |  |
| 2. Bad Fun by The Cult | |
| 3. Back in Black by AC/DC | |
| 4. Shooting Star by Bad Company | |
| 5. White Wedding by Billy Idol | |
| 6. Would? by Alice In Chains | |
| 7. Speak Now by Taylor Swift | |
| 8. She’s Long Gone by The Black Keys | |
| 9. Like A G6 by Far East Movement | |
| 10. Gentlemen by Afghan Whigs | |
| 11. Under The Milky Way by The Church | |
| 12. I Was a Teenage Anarchist by Against Me! | |
| 13. Soul Meets Body by Death Cab for Cutie | |
| 14. Screaming Infidelities by Dashboard Confessional | |
| 15. Joey by Concrete Blonde | |
| 16. I Can Hear Music by The Beach Boys | |