Friday October 8, 2010
To the delight of the live audience, Hoyle makes an early appearance. Mikey feels his mobs growing and wonders if he’s getting fatter. Danny calls in and gets some well deserved love from the cast. Woods’ recap consists of 9 hours of couch and TV which he assures us is work. Mikey bought Nitta a clunker car and needed to jump start it when it predictably died. As the story progresses and the jalopy’s starter are revealed to be the problem, Nitta asks if it’s customary in this country to buy woman in charge of your children piece of crap? Woodsy explains why there’s no hi-fives for the losing team in baseball. The Emotional Vampire calls in looking to justify his actions before the sun comes up. A sappy song role-play with Mikey and LOB follows. Steven Tyler is mistaken for a woman, an elderly woman at that. WoS recaps the MLB playoffs and Vincent Jackson possibly being traded to the Patriots. Damn! LOB was a pre-teen stalker! Mikey revisits writing ‘I love you’ on a girls palm while sporting permed hair. Stupid break ups include farty bathrooms. Hold it in girls, hold it in. Hoyle threatens Woods with work probation and recalls advising Garrett against hiring “that heavy metal” Mexican from Rock 105. Hoyle then starts to bust his newest rhyme “He Who Smelt It Dealt it” but Mikey cuts him short! A slow news day in Georgia makes for awesomely funny audio of a bee hive near a shine sippin’ porch! Radio Charades is a movie theme has a caller/player get so caught up in the game he almost forgets to answer. After the 8am break Mikey tells about his upcoming humanitarian visit to Haiti where he’ll be helping starving children. The top ten things to never say to a woman get debated between Mikey and Woods, but LOB sets them both straight with some role-playing ingenuity. The topic jar asks the gang what book they wish they could have written and whether or not they’d participate in a protest. Lauren drops the bomb of the month so far, admitting she has a recording of her singing “Santa Baby” to an ex boyfriend and Mikey and the guys practically beg her to re-enact it! Sienna even gets into the act on the phone, but a shy LOB refuses to sing one verse of the sultry tune. Mikey announces the 28 hour show will be called the Mikey Show marathon! After all this excitement, Captain Buzzkill calls in to put a damper on things and accuses the guys badgering Lauren in a way that KZBT Human Resources might not like. Has CBK ever seen a naked woman? One he’s not related to, that is? Sabrina the Weather girl does not like Lauren for some reason. Woods worries about a stalker texting him and no one mentions Susanna? Jamie breaks off her jog and calls in not happy with Woodsy’s voice imitation of her. Tom Tom Girls starts off a game of Tom Tom Tunes with an inside joke for LOB! Woods throws out all the news stories, apparently ready for an early start to the weekend, and then Mikey asks for an update—oops! When’s Sienna coming back again? Towards the end of his testimony, Mikey touches on what happened nearly a year ago with the old station.
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