Monday October 11, 2010
SDG&E chaps Mikey’s hide. Lauren’s nerves are racing as she knows her song is imminent The Charger’s lose their third straight road game to the Raiders and Mikey opens phones as M1s vent their frustration. Dallas Cowboys coach Wade Phillips stops by with Norv Turner to commiserate together in a hysterically funny conversation. Sienna’s return date is officially announced for October 26th. The Carlsbad school shooting is the big news of the day along with the sad news about Hall of Famer Tony Gwynn. Woods has had enough with the Texas Ranger fans pestering him online. This just in; Kenny Loggings is old. Brett Favre is in hot water with a hottie from his stint spent with the Jets. LOB had a rough night with drunken hecklers at her gig, and this has Mikey remembering people sleeping during one of his speeches. Eminem 60 Minutes audio is not child friendly, nor is it equipment friendly! Anderson Cooper tries to get Slim Shady to admit he’s a gay basher and this provokes a discussion on whether or not the word “gay” is acceptable in certain contexts. Hey, The Flintstones had a “gay old time” didn’t they? The time arrives for a secret (perhaps hurried) recording in a bathroom as Mikey gets LOB to recap the origins of Santa Baby. Lauren dives under the soundboard when the song hits the airwaves in a hilarious sure to be ‘best of’ Mikey Show moment! Disgusted and emotionally wrecked, LOB now has to listen to creepers calling in with their support. Mikey continues to play key parts of the song over and over while Lauren scrambles for a place to hide. At 8am Scott Chandler, a witness to the Carlsbad shootings calls in to talk about the frightening event and tells about how the lunatic shooter was apprehended by some everyday people. Riveting stuff. Is Deborah Harry (Blondie) hot or not? No matter, LOB’s voice is as Santa Baby is played again. The Incorporator uses an effeminate voice to call a Tire shop and for the first time, even his roommate gets involved in the call! If you haven’t heard it, it just may be the best Incorporator ever. Christine O’Donnell still insists she’s no witch and is not a card-carrying member of P.A.G.A.N; People Against Goodness And Normalcy. Rick Sanchez blames exhaustion for his anti-Semitism but says cable TV needs more minorities, to which the Playmaker pipes up. Has NTT become Name That Last Tune? LOB kills it with the chick flicks, but Mikey won’t let her gloat for long when he has Santa Baby at his disposal! The Kid has had red meat four days in a row. Mikey wants to get his eyebrows waxed and explains why. Hilary is all about a guy’s guy and Nitta has yet to see a good looking dude in the USA.
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