Monday November 1, 2010
Another blackout equals another Chargers win and Wade Phillips and Norv Turner empathize with each other before they begin cutting each other down. Sienna reads the released police report on Junior Seau’s domestic violence case. The gang recaps their Halloween nights highlighted by Jay’s haunted house and Sienna’s mom’s block party. LOB breaks down the State Propositions and Sanndra Rossi weighs in. Sabrina describes the heat spell and her boozy weekend. More props from LOB follow and then the boys recap their manicure/massage day. Hear the funny 911 call of the dumb crook (and perhaps a little on the plump side) stuck in a ventilation shaft. Bieber comments on Tom Brady’s hair which leads to salivating over the hunky QB. Sienna reads difficult Arabian names perfectly. Jon Stewart’s big bash for sanity had some Kid Rock, Cheryl Crow, and Kareem’s sky hook! Luke calls in high as a kite on candy and mad as hell about his monkey costume. WoW helps out a guy shackled to a vegetarian woman who doesn’t work and a swearing 6 year old. Jay is shocked that Woods smells his own pants. Sienna and Jay saved their kids’ umbilical cords and this skeeves out Mikey and The Kid. Rebecca then calls in and blows Mikey’s mind when she lets him know she has all of the boys’ cords there in the house! Mike runs out of the studio in an epic freak out. NTT is comedian themed and can you guess who wins? Zak Galifa-nutcase smokes weed on TV and this leads Mikey to reveal his Be Different movement. Tired of mean people? Tired of being a mean person yourself? Then get onboard with this and order your black wristband today! An email about a wife who had breast implants and now dresses provocatively while creeps stare to the hubby’s dismay evokes a huge (get it? Huge?) discussion. LOB talks about what she would do if she had new knots and Jay let’s the creeper comments fly. M1’s call in with first hand experience (that’s) and one M1 calls his wife’s boobs a “train wreck”! Where da gold at? Price wise, Sienna will tell you. How much does it cost to have “The Situation” or other orange Jersey Shore clowns at your party? M1’s text in their phone’s auto-corrections and Mikey tells about his Mexican spaghetti recipe that grosses out the gang. A former Cold Stone employee calls in to back up Woods’ rants against “sample guy”. Audio of Obama losing control of a hostile crowd is played and the Black Eyed Peas see themselves in front of the Mikey Show jury for stealing a song. The Kid loves grocery shopping and LOB enjoys herself in the drive-thru carwash. Sienna reads tips for bonding with your gal. A blind sheepdog story tugs at Woodsy’s heartstrings but gets everyone giggling when Sienna flubs a word.
Bumper Music
| 1. Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World |  |
| 2. Monday, Monday by The Mamas & The Papas | |
| 3. Warning Shots by Thievery Corporation | |
| 4. Bandoliers by Them Crooked Vultures | |
| 5. Bad Luck by Social Distortion | |
| 6. Hyperballad by The Twilight Singers | |
| 7. I Will Follow by U2 | |
| 8. Sour Girl by Stone Temple Pilots | |
| 9. Friends Of P. by The Rentals | |
| 10. No One Knows by Queens of the Stone Age | |
| 11. Breakerfall by Pearl Jam | |
| 12. Don’t Look Back In Anger by Oasis | |
| 13. Somebody Told Me by The Killers | |
| 14. Nightrain by Guns N’ Roses | |